Rockem Sockem’s Razor
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Migrating from X, P2/DF. Gonna be a lot of DFW Sports + Longhorns, occasionally some politics
Just saw this elsewhere
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Just saw this elsewhere
Interpretive dance for good
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Interpretive dance for good
This AI suggestion for the video where Dan names the states surrounding Arizona is tits, as the kids say
February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This AI suggestion for the video where Dan names the states surrounding Arizona is tits, as the kids say
You’d think Bari would’ve learned after the 60 Minutes debacle
Colbert posted the interview online. I do wonder if CBS and the FCC are aware of the Streisand effect? The interview has been up for 8 hours and has just over half a million views.
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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February 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
You’d think Bari would’ve learned after the 60 Minutes debacle
Rousey/Carano eh? I’m intrigued
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Rousey/Carano eh? I’m intrigued
Do people actually watch this or do the news channels just think this is what we want? I can never even finish one of these clips of people talking over each other, much less watch an entire episode.
🔥 “Are you a veteran? — the pause means NO. Thank me for my service.”
@Tezlynfigaro takes @kevinolearytv over her knee on @abbydphillip’s Nightly Yelling Show
@Tezlynfigaro takes @kevinolearytv over her knee on @abbydphillip’s Nightly Yelling Show
February 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Do people actually watch this or do the news channels just think this is what we want? I can never even finish one of these clips of people talking over each other, much less watch an entire episode.
I wonder if I should take this showing up on my fb feed as a sign that Meta has turned my data over to DHS
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I wonder if I should take this showing up on my fb feed as a sign that Meta has turned my data over to DHS
I always wanted to name my son Augustus after Augustus McCray, but the wife nixed that one. We compromised on August since that was also when our first date happened. Down deep I know what his name is though. God speed sir, thanks for all the memories.
a man wearing a cowboy hat and suspenders looks at the camera
Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat and suspenders looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I always wanted to name my son Augustus after Augustus McCray, but the wife nixed that one. We compromised on August since that was also when our first date happened. Down deep I know what his name is though. God speed sir, thanks for all the memories.
I know we’re supposed to hate AI but I’ll be damned if I don’t get sucked into every single one of those videos showing the actors from old tv shows sitting next to what they look like now
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I know we’re supposed to hate AI but I’ll be damned if I don’t get sucked into every single one of those videos showing the actors from old tv shows sitting next to what they look like now
The closed caption “(bleep)” made me lol
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The closed caption “(bleep)” made me lol
Fuck George RR Martin
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Fuck George RR Martin
Besides being a big sponsor of our favorite podcast, it’s just really easy to like Jay Jerrier and the Cane Rosso/PILF group
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Besides being a big sponsor of our favorite podcast, it’s just really easy to like Jay Jerrier and the Cane Rosso/PILF group
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Somehow we all know which heritage they mean, and unfortunately not the good sides.
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Somehow we all know which heritage they mean, and unfortunately not the good sides.
This might be old news and I don’t have the time to go through them, but might be worth checking out if you’re bored
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This might be old news and I don’t have the time to go through them, but might be worth checking out if you’re bored
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
HBO’s got a new show called Neighbors if you’re in the mood to watch a show where you hate every single person on it.
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
HBO’s got a new show called Neighbors if you’re in the mood to watch a show where you hate every single person on it.
Good gawd, who is ordering 35 mg nicotine pouches?
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Good gawd, who is ordering 35 mg nicotine pouches?
After meeting on Twitter (rip,) and then texting for a while, we finally had our first date at a Rangers game. Rangers won, Hamilton hit a home run and now our relationship is almost twice as long as his career.
This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
On our first date, my spouse and I spent like an hour talking about footnotes.
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
After meeting on Twitter (rip,) and then texting for a while, we finally had our first date at a Rangers game. Rangers won, Hamilton hit a home run and now our relationship is almost twice as long as his career.
Just saw a Dick’s commercial that showed a bunch of (maybe) high school athletes. None were identified and the uniforms all looked generic, except for one that clearly said “Denton.” My paranoid brain wonders if this is the actual commercial or are we looking at viewers’ locations and putting…
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Just saw a Dick’s commercial that showed a bunch of (maybe) high school athletes. None were identified and the uniforms all looked generic, except for one that clearly said “Denton.” My paranoid brain wonders if this is the actual commercial or are we looking at viewers’ locations and putting…
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“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Gu...
theonion.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
I guess some new poll numbers came out?
Trump’s follow up post says he’s going to issue an executive order on voter ID.
“If we can't get it through Congress, there are Legal reasons why this SCAM is not permitted. I will be presenting them shortly, in the form of an Executive Order.”
“If we can't get it through Congress, there are Legal reasons why this SCAM is not permitted. I will be presenting them shortly, in the form of an Executive Order.”
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I guess some new poll numbers came out?
Good lord, this sounds just like when @gordonkeith.bsky.social does business jargon
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Good lord, this sounds just like when @gordonkeith.bsky.social does business jargon
I thought this was about A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms for a second and couldn’t remember this scene at all.
Lol at Makar being greco roman wrestled behind the net for an entire possession
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I thought this was about A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms for a second and couldn’t remember this scene at all.