🎀✨Jess McMuffin✨🎀
@fvnshine.bsky.social
18+. 🏳️⚧️. She/Her pls. Ghestie. Your fav thing from the 80s. Certified Dumdum. Outfit repeater. ☀️Sunshine☀️. Tyrant Fingers.
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Honestly. There’s a few modern pop country songs that I don’t actually mind. And almost all of them are because of my step brother lol.
February 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Honestly. There’s a few modern pop country songs that I don’t actually mind. And almost all of them are because of my step brother lol.
Me / my “on repeat”
A little “off” at the moment lol. But it’ll even out soon enough.
A little “off” at the moment lol. But it’ll even out soon enough.
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Me / my “on repeat”
A little “off” at the moment lol. But it’ll even out soon enough.
A little “off” at the moment lol. But it’ll even out soon enough.
The bird app flagged these for “sensitive content” lmao. Be so fr…
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The bird app flagged these for “sensitive content” lmao. Be so fr…
I’m not gonna act like Beetlejuice squared is “absolute cinema™️”. But… the day I talked myself into walking to the theater, alone, to watch it has forever altered my brain chemistry.
January 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’m not gonna act like Beetlejuice squared is “absolute cinema™️”. But… the day I talked myself into walking to the theater, alone, to watch it has forever altered my brain chemistry.
The only salvageable end to the NFL season is the Commanders beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl…
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The only salvageable end to the NFL season is the Commanders beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl…
I’m in the lab. Working on something…
January 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m in the lab. Working on something…
Never thought my dad and step dad would be the embodiment of the “two dumb bitches saying exactly…” meme. But, here we are I guess…
January 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Never thought my dad and step dad would be the embodiment of the “two dumb bitches saying exactly…” meme. But, here we are I guess…
With each passing day I think more and more that there ain’t no way I’m related to these people. But I look too much like my mother for adoption/switched at birth to have been a reality lol.
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
With each passing day I think more and more that there ain’t no way I’m related to these people. But I look too much like my mother for adoption/switched at birth to have been a reality lol.
Ya know. I don’t hate my given/birth name. In fact, a girl named Bryan might be kinda cool? Maybe?…
January 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Ya know. I don’t hate my given/birth name. In fact, a girl named Bryan might be kinda cool? Maybe?…
There’s a reason that I haven’t mentioned this account on the bird app. And it’s because I don’t want my brother to follow me over here. Sure, we’ve always been close, and I do love him.
January 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
There’s a reason that I haven’t mentioned this account on the bird app. And it’s because I don’t want my brother to follow me over here. Sure, we’ve always been close, and I do love him.
And then, conveniently, those tvs will “stop working” the Monday after the Super Bowl and find their way back to the store where I have to process the refunds…
this year the super bowl is going to be broadcast live on television. don’t be surprised to see television sales shoot through the roof in the coming weeks
January 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
And then, conveniently, those tvs will “stop working” the Monday after the Super Bowl and find their way back to the store where I have to process the refunds…
It was, in fact, not a set lol. So I didn’t end up giving her that one…
Ordered some pins as part of my best friends Christmas present. Thought it was a set. But I’m p sure it was only one. Guess I’ll find out when they get here lol.
January 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It was, in fact, not a set lol. So I didn’t end up giving her that one…
For some reason I can’t bring myself to break away from the bird app and be on here more often.
January 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
For some reason I can’t bring myself to break away from the bird app and be on here more often.
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When they’re in my replies like they think I care.
December 8, 2024 at 3:08 PM
When they’re in my replies like they think I care.
Fun fact. The five second tape delay was created because Slash and Duff McKagan from GnR got hammered at the 1990 AMAs and just cussed up a storm in their acceptance speech.
December 8, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Fun fact. The five second tape delay was created because Slash and Duff McKagan from GnR got hammered at the 1990 AMAs and just cussed up a storm in their acceptance speech.
Dude made a phone call to Lester and got those wanted stars removed.
All I'm going to say is that if you can disappear for 72 hours in the most surveillance state city in the US you should just auto have the search called off of you like hiding from a wanted level in GTA.
December 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Dude made a phone call to Lester and got those wanted stars removed.
She just followed me back on Twitter. Now no one can tell me shit frfr lol.
Someone I follow on TikTok and Twitter called me Pookie this morning. So… no one can tell me shit all day lol.
December 4, 2024 at 8:39 PM
She just followed me back on Twitter. Now no one can tell me shit frfr lol.
This year sucked in a lot of ways. But we had Gojira play the Olympics and reincite the Satanic Panic. And Knocked Loose and Poppy played the Kimmel show and outraged middle America. So… not all bad.
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 PM
This year sucked in a lot of ways. But we had Gojira play the Olympics and reincite the Satanic Panic. And Knocked Loose and Poppy played the Kimmel show and outraged middle America. So… not all bad.
If you see this post, do it!
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’ 8” (ish…)
Shoe: 8.5 men; 9.5 women
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: no
Tattoos: none
Piercings: none, sadly (it’s a clip on)
Fav drink: Coke Zero, sugar free Red Bull, hard seltzer
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’ 8” (ish…)
Shoe: 8.5 men; 9.5 women
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: no
Tattoos: none
Piercings: none, sadly (it’s a clip on)
Fav drink: Coke Zero, sugar free Red Bull, hard seltzer
December 3, 2024 at 2:26 AM
If you see this post, do it!
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’ 8” (ish…)
Shoe: 8.5 men; 9.5 women
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: no
Tattoos: none
Piercings: none, sadly (it’s a clip on)
Fav drink: Coke Zero, sugar free Red Bull, hard seltzer
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’ 8” (ish…)
Shoe: 8.5 men; 9.5 women
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: no
Tattoos: none
Piercings: none, sadly (it’s a clip on)
Fav drink: Coke Zero, sugar free Red Bull, hard seltzer
Last week I had a dream that I was hanging out with a former twitter moot and her boyfriend, some guy I’ve never seen before, my brother, a girl we used to be friends with(but, her and my brother both were like from 08), my best friend, her ex for some reason(basically my social circle from 08).
December 3, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Last week I had a dream that I was hanging out with a former twitter moot and her boyfriend, some guy I’ve never seen before, my brother, a girl we used to be friends with(but, her and my brother both were like from 08), my best friend, her ex for some reason(basically my social circle from 08).
Ordered some pins as part of my best friends Christmas present. Thought it was a set. But I’m p sure it was only one. Guess I’ll find out when they get here lol.
December 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Ordered some pins as part of my best friends Christmas present. Thought it was a set. But I’m p sure it was only one. Guess I’ll find out when they get here lol.
I need to start posting here more when I’m drunk. So the new place can get the full experience lol.
December 1, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I need to start posting here more when I’m drunk. So the new place can get the full experience lol.
Someone I follow on TikTok and Twitter called me Pookie this morning. So… no one can tell me shit all day lol.
December 1, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Someone I follow on TikTok and Twitter called me Pookie this morning. So… no one can tell me shit all day lol.
Maybe the real gender identity crisis was the friends we made along the way…
December 1, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Maybe the real gender identity crisis was the friends we made along the way…