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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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April 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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When the last of my Micro USB devices finally goes, I'm throwing a big party where I toss all the old cables into a fire
December 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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clause =📝

Claus = 🎅

claws = 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I hate becoming an adult, I’m really hoping I get a nice pair of jeans for Christmas
December 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.
November 29, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Marijuana saved my life.
November 30, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Bro loafed up
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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I needed help getting going this morning. This soundtrack is like splashing hot coffee in your face while on a hot coffee IV. #Queen was on one with this soundtrack. And if you’ve never seen Flash Gordon, you should, it is ridiculous. #vinyl #film
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Never in my life have I seen weed been expressed with 🌸, but I’m here for it
for the algorithm .𖥔 ˖ ୭ ᵎ #promosky

🌸 weed
🌼 reading
🍓 animanga
🌙 shoujo
💖 pokemon
🌱 tcgp
🍥 dandadan
🌺 fields of mistria
🍒 yuri
🥀 pretty women
✨️ art
🍰 ocs
🌈 rp
🦄 mlp
🐞 sanrio
🍭 sonic
☀️ webfishing
🔮 bg3
🧸 cartoons
♠️ deadpool
🍊 squishmallows
🍬 anime figures
🐝 trinkets
🐱 cats
🦋 ghibli
💫 vocaloid
November 22, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM