Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

When the last of my Micro USB devices finally goes, I'm throwing a big party where I toss all the old cables into a fire

clause =📝

Claus = 🎅

claws = 🐈

okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

I hate becoming an adult, I’m really hoping I get a nice pair of jeans for Christmas

So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.

Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.

Marijuana saved my life.

Bro loafed up

I needed help getting going this morning. This soundtrack is like splashing hot coffee in your face while on a hot coffee IV. #Queen was on one with this soundtrack. And if you’ve never seen Flash Gordon, you should, it is ridiculous. #vinyl #film

Never in my life have I seen weed been expressed with 🌸, but I’m here for it

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God