Chelsea
@furacaochelsea.bsky.social
Frozen. Furious. Weapons-grade ADHD.
O povo é quem mais ordena.
she/her
ela/ella/elle
DMs are fine as long as it's something you wouldn't mind your mother reading
O povo é quem mais ordena.
she/her
ela/ella/elle
DMs are fine as long as it's something you wouldn't mind your mother reading
The people of Bluesky sure have some bad fucking takes about Maine politics. Yikes.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The people of Bluesky sure have some bad fucking takes about Maine politics. Yikes.
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More info soon, but please save the date of Saturday August 30 to participate in a second round of kayak protest -- on land at the docks of Port Clyde and at sea in small boats against the complicity of Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, who is summering at Hupper Island. #MEPolitics
July 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
More info soon, but please save the date of Saturday August 30 to participate in a second round of kayak protest -- on land at the docks of Port Clyde and at sea in small boats against the complicity of Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, who is summering at Hupper Island. #MEPolitics
Among the millions of horrendous actions taken by this government, the Department of State has defunded the YES program, a youth exchange program that allowed students from countries with significant Muslim populations (or otherwise strategic countries) to spend a year with a host family in the US
August 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Among the millions of horrendous actions taken by this government, the Department of State has defunded the YES program, a youth exchange program that allowed students from countries with significant Muslim populations (or otherwise strategic countries) to spend a year with a host family in the US
Is this paper shopping or online dating?
July 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Is this paper shopping or online dating?
The NPR app is a wild ride because I hear the NPR vibration alert and I'm like "Oh god, have women lost the right to vote? Are there measles minimums that communities must meet?" and it's just this shit
June 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The NPR app is a wild ride because I hear the NPR vibration alert and I'm like "Oh god, have women lost the right to vote? Are there measles minimums that communities must meet?" and it's just this shit
I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her
Sen. Susan Collins defended her support for RFK Jr. after he gutted the CDC’s vaccine panel and cut health funding that cost Mainers their jobs. It’s not the first time she’s had “no regrets". Click the link below to read more.
‘No regrets’: Collins doubles down on votes that led to Maine job losses and abortion restrictions - Maine Beacon
Sen. Susan Collins is standing by a series of votes whose results have had serious negative impacts on Mainers and others, including cuts to health research, job losses, and the stripping back of repr...
mainebeacon.com
June 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her
hey, megamind, you can pry habeas corpus from my cold dead ass
May 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
hey, megamind, you can pry habeas corpus from my cold dead ass
Dear companies,
If you can't afford to pay an artist, just buy a fucking stock photo for your ads. Buy it! Or use a free image that is licensed for commercial use. They exist! They can be corny af sometimes but nowhere near as dorky as another goddamn AI ad. Stock photos, please. I can't take this 😭
If you can't afford to pay an artist, just buy a fucking stock photo for your ads. Buy it! Or use a free image that is licensed for commercial use. They exist! They can be corny af sometimes but nowhere near as dorky as another goddamn AI ad. Stock photos, please. I can't take this 😭
May 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dear companies,
If you can't afford to pay an artist, just buy a fucking stock photo for your ads. Buy it! Or use a free image that is licensed for commercial use. They exist! They can be corny af sometimes but nowhere near as dorky as another goddamn AI ad. Stock photos, please. I can't take this 😭
If you can't afford to pay an artist, just buy a fucking stock photo for your ads. Buy it! Or use a free image that is licensed for commercial use. They exist! They can be corny af sometimes but nowhere near as dorky as another goddamn AI ad. Stock photos, please. I can't take this 😭
Same
April 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Same
I'm so sick of the idea of "kitchen table issues" being limited to what the dumbest and worst Americans talk about at their kitchen tables.
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm so sick of the idea of "kitchen table issues" being limited to what the dumbest and worst Americans talk about at their kitchen tables.
I see about as many Silent Generation people as I do Millennials (🙋♀️) & Gen Z at protests/political events. I get why immigrants & trans people would stay home, & people whose disabilities prevent them from going out. Some people work on Saturdays. Otherwise, though, where the fuck is everyone?
@maddow.msnbc.com
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
April 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I see about as many Silent Generation people as I do Millennials (🙋♀️) & Gen Z at protests/political events. I get why immigrants & trans people would stay home, & people whose disabilities prevent them from going out. Some people work on Saturdays. Otherwise, though, where the fuck is everyone?
I just found Riley Gaines for $5 at Family Dollar
April 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I just found Riley Gaines for $5 at Family Dollar
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April 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The unexpected sound of a #porcupine asking for food is … polite. Despite their spiky defense, porcupines are gentle herbivores and they’re surprisingly vocal. It’s common they chatter or hum when they’re hungry, especially in human care
April 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The unexpected sound of a #porcupine asking for food is … polite. Despite their spiky defense, porcupines are gentle herbivores and they’re surprisingly vocal. It’s common they chatter or hum when they’re hungry, especially in human care
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Trump tried to bury this story on a Friday night, but it’s extremely important:
He’s planning to take land on the border controlled by the Dept. of Interior and sign it over to Dept. of Defense so migrants “would have trespassed on a military installation,” resulting in harsher punishment.
He’s planning to take land on the border controlled by the Dept. of Interior and sign it over to Dept. of Defense so migrants “would have trespassed on a military installation,” resulting in harsher punishment.
Donald Trump authorizes U.S. military to take control of land on southern border
President Donald Trump issued a memorandum Friday giving the U.S. military jurisdiction over federal lands at the southern border.
www.usatoday.com
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trump tried to bury this story on a Friday night, but it’s extremely important:
He’s planning to take land on the border controlled by the Dept. of Interior and sign it over to Dept. of Defense so migrants “would have trespassed on a military installation,” resulting in harsher punishment.
He’s planning to take land on the border controlled by the Dept. of Interior and sign it over to Dept. of Defense so migrants “would have trespassed on a military installation,” resulting in harsher punishment.
I am breathing fire. Again.
BREAKING: Federal judge rules that the Trump administration can deport Columbia student Mahmoud Khalil.
Khalil has until April 23 to file for relief. nbcnews.to/4j9Fzgz
Khalil has until April 23 to file for relief. nbcnews.to/4j9Fzgz
April 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am breathing fire. Again.
Every mainstream news story about the market:
April 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every mainstream news story about the market:
Did you know that using your turn signal is free? And in modern vehicles, you don't even get your hand stapled when you use it. Amazing!
March 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did you know that using your turn signal is free? And in modern vehicles, you don't even get your hand stapled when you use it. Amazing!
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"The democrats are whatever the most radical academic in the country said and the Republicans are not what the republican president whom they all support says " - the press
March 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"The democrats are whatever the most radical academic in the country said and the Republicans are not what the republican president whom they all support says " - the press
Even when you look at the article and it makes it clear that it's not *all* federal courts, this is alarming and ghoulish
Speaker Mike Johnson floats eliminating federal courts as GOP ramps up attacks on judges
Republican lawmakers are setting their sights on the judiciary following court rulings that have halted Trump's agenda.
www.nbcnews.com
March 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Even when you look at the article and it makes it clear that it's not *all* federal courts, this is alarming and ghoulish
Stop sharing the Musk tweet about his daughter without at least censoring her dead name. Come on.
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Stop sharing the Musk tweet about his daughter without at least censoring her dead name. Come on.
Lived somewhere as an exchange student. Learned the language. Figured I'd move back at least for a bit esp if things got bad here. Things got bad here but in between, all of the Americans who'd never heard of my host country discovered it on Insta & now the locals never want to see another American🙃
(guy who hasn't figured out yet that no one wants Americans to expatriate to their country) I'm probably going to move to another country
March 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Lived somewhere as an exchange student. Learned the language. Figured I'd move back at least for a bit esp if things got bad here. Things got bad here but in between, all of the Americans who'd never heard of my host country discovered it on Insta & now the locals never want to see another American🙃
If you make a fruit-flavored candy, don't just list the flavors on the package. Give me pictures. A little fruity field guide.
March 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you make a fruit-flavored candy, don't just list the flavors on the package. Give me pictures. A little fruity field guide.
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Confidently navigating the news with the law degree I earned from The Good Wife
March 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Confidently navigating the news with the law degree I earned from The Good Wife
I really want to hear some dirt from the White House Press Secretary's college roommate.
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I really want to hear some dirt from the White House Press Secretary's college roommate.