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Jeff
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Trial lawyer, lifelong Democrat. South Florida sports fan, especially the Miami Hurricanes. Tattoo collector and currently addicted to bowling
December 25, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
One pin from perfection. It’s a Thanksgiving miracle
November 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Without comment
November 20, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Warning … this mF is NOT me
November 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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A Miami Hurricanes Media & Fans starter pack. go.bsky.app/Pbi63vo
November 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Ok, so I was wondering if anyone had already created a Repro Rights Starter Pack …but I guess I decided to create my own 🤷🏾‍♀️

This is by no means and exhaustive list and I can certainly add more folks and feeds as I get more input!

go.bsky.app/TAc5p7C
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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An election, explained.
November 18, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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If you’re Jewish/interfaith & LGBTQIA+, in NOVA & need to get married quickly, I know a rabbi. It’s my dad. You don’t need to be Jewish, he has a congregant who’s a civil servant that can officiate. The below was written by my big sister. DM to be connected.
November 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Trump named spokesman Steve Cheung to the Director of Communications job in the White House. Cheung was recently arrested near Mar-a-Lago for neckless driving.
November 15, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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"Hakeem has been tremendously graceful and respectful of her, but I don't think she is being respectful of him," said a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.

No lies told!

www.axios.com/2024/11/15/p...
Scoop: Pelosi ticks off House Dems with November press tour
"She needs to take a seat," said one senior Democratic lawmaker.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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So he decided not to pick her.
November 14, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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Matt Gaetz practiced law for two years at a private law firm. That is the extent of his legal career. He has been under legal investigation almost 10xs longer than he’s practiced law. This is not only a disgrace to all Americans, but the legal profession.
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Dunno if I’m doing this right,,, but lemme know what accounts need to be added to the #BlackExcellence Starter Pack. Journalists, Professors, Scientists, Musicians, Writers,,,
November 14, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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Congrats to @bluesky for all the new users

My 2 cents. Find every news source the has an RSS feed or equivalent and create accounts that that show their public deeds on here under @johndoetimesfeed

That way we all get access to news without having to wait for them to create accounts first.
November 14, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Thune: "We want to make sure our committees have confirmation hearings like they typically do ... but we expect a level of cooperation from the Democrats."

Thune also confirms that the filibuster will remain unchanged.
November 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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SCOOP: Mar-a-Lago sources say a favorite is emerging to lead Trump's USDA
November 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Does he really not see the irony in choosing two people to run a department called the 'Department of Government Efficiency'
November 13, 2024 at 2:51 AM