Funky Brewster
@funkybrewster.bsky.social
My most persistent intrusive thought has haunted me since 2003. It's an image of the FUKENGRÜVEN bumper sticker and it shows up, reliably, 36 seconds into Darla
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My most persistent intrusive thought has haunted me since 2003. It's an image of the FUKENGRÜVEN bumper sticker and it shows up, reliably, 36 seconds into Darla
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city