Should we be concerned about the Y2K bug or are we good now?
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Should we be concerned about the Y2K bug or are we good now?
The holidays is when I get to sleep in the basement
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The holidays is when I get to sleep in the basement
Yes
You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over. https://store.theonion.com/products/global-tetrahedron-logo-shirt?variant=42181213978693
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yes
Ya know what makes a great stocking stuffer? A foot.
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ya know what makes a great stocking stuffer? A foot.
Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
Hear me out–what if we shut down the shut down?
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hear me out–what if we shut down the shut down?
The movie Braveheart was hiding the truth from us.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The movie Braveheart was hiding the truth from us.
Welcome me back. I took a social media break, so I could focus on other facets of narcissism.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Welcome me back. I took a social media break, so I could focus on other facets of narcissism.
I recommend investing in a few quarts of chicken stock.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I recommend investing in a few quarts of chicken stock.
DINC (dual income no chupacabra)
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
DINC (dual income no chupacabra)
Sports teams should consider replacing their fans with AI.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sports teams should consider replacing their fans with AI.
If I was a WWE Wrestler, my entrance music would be Ezra Klein’s theme music.
September 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I was a WWE Wrestler, my entrance music would be Ezra Klein’s theme music.
At the racetrack, if a horse breaks its legs, the spectators all get euthanized.
September 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At the racetrack, if a horse breaks its legs, the spectators all get euthanized.