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Turbo Turtle
@funkmonk.bsky.social
Say something weird to me.
You can’t take a piss there either. You can only buy it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Don’t forget a gift shop where you buy piss.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m thankful for apes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I do the same thing with incoming calls. Not enough time for the call to warm up before it goes to voicemail. I guess they’re not called cold calls for nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Please delete my account instead.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I didn’t like the post. I hearted it, so it doesn’t count.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM