R. R.
funbobby42.bsky.social
R. R.
@funbobby42.bsky.social
Writer of speculative horror and fantasy. Born a Masshole, maturated in rural Texas, Brooklynite for 20 years that took the wrong train to Jersey and have no way home. Girl Dad. Houston sports fan.
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[crime scene]

partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints

me: *whispering* jesus

partner: oh shit, jesus
July 9, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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The average person eats 8 spiders a year

*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
"WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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🤌
November 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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Libraries feel like something about which we could very easily be saying, “Remember that place where you could borrow books, for FREE, and return them when you were finished?” And kids would say “What?? No way!” And yet there they still are, despite everything we’ve become, existing. Remarkable.
November 22, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM