partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
"WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"
*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
"WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"