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Cory Booker made history. Now it's our turn.
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Cory Booker made history. Now it's our turn.
A call to action.
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April 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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“After much deliberation, we have opted to part ways with Ms. Ruffin so we can refocus the event on sitting silently and eating dinner in prolonged, muted fear,” said association president Eugene Daniels
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White House Correspondents’ Dinner Scraps Host In Favor Of Terrified Silence
WASHINGTON—In the wake of comments the comedian made that reportedly angered the Trump administration, the White House Correspondents’ Association confirmed Monday that it had scrapped Amber Ruffin as the host of its annual dinner in favor of terrified silence. “After much deliberation, we have opted to part ways with Ms. Ruffin so we can refocus […]
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April 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos
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God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos
March 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I wrote about the anxiety of my yearly Multiple Sclerosis checkup and the feeling inside the MRI tube. You can read/subscribe here:

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We just need to look inside your head
You never know what you might find.
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February 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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As Pope Francis struggles with his health we watched Conclave. There is much value in watching it.
February 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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translatedcats.bsky.social Translated Cats @translatedcats.bsky.social · Feb 20
How much should this employee be paid?
A black and white cat on office equipment
February 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Bucky and JJ, optimizing
February 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder
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'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder
January 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Happy, despite circumstances.

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January 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Our standards are too fucking low. The bar is on the floor at this point!!!
January 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Having fun at The Barn @gopherwbb.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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I’m a little nervous since Aetna is my new Medicare provider
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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time
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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Barkley says it best: how ironic that the LIV guys are trying to kill guys
December 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · Dec 16
This is America being great?
December 16, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Dec 15
God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity
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God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity
December 16, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 6:35 PM