Frosh
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The "Jenny from the Block" video except it's the camera freezing & drifting while I pluck this nose hair
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The "Jenny from the Block" video except it's the camera freezing & drifting while I pluck this nose hair
Guys actually prefer 16:10 for computer stuff, it'd just nice having that extra vertical space because you can have all the menu bar stuff but still have a Full HD window, they think you should check it out if you have a display that supports it, otherwise you might have to scale, etc.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Guys actually prefer 16:10 for computer stuff, it'd just nice having that extra vertical space because you can have all the menu bar stuff but still have a Full HD window, they think you should check it out if you have a display that supports it, otherwise you might have to scale, etc.
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before refactoring: chop wood, carry water
after refactoring: chop wood, carry water
after refactoring: chop wood, carry water
May 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
before refactoring: chop wood, carry water
after refactoring: chop wood, carry water
after refactoring: chop wood, carry water
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It's good, they do a matcha Coke, they do a roe & cream cheese pizzetta, they do their own salt, they do a mustard sundae with pretzel bites
August 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's good, they do a matcha Coke, they do a roe & cream cheese pizzetta, they do their own salt, they do a mustard sundae with pretzel bites
Screenshots of tweets are almost always some shit I would press the button over, and I'd stay at my resting heart rate
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Screenshots of tweets are almost always some shit I would press the button over, and I'd stay at my resting heart rate
I ought to beat somebody's ass over the Gestral Ascension not giving you a trophy for completing it
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I ought to beat somebody's ass over the Gestral Ascension not giving you a trophy for completing it
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Asking Kotal Kahn players "are those your funkpops?" and "are those like the funkopops you have all over your room?" when they summon the little statues that give them buffs or whatever. This has yielded very angry responses.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Asking Kotal Kahn players "are those your funkpops?" and "are those like the funkopops you have all over your room?" when they summon the little statues that give them buffs or whatever. This has yielded very angry responses.
Congrats to Valve on the Ouya reveal
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Congrats to Valve on the Ouya reveal
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I will not stay tuned after the show for a look behind the scenes
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I will not stay tuned after the show for a look behind the scenes
"To the fallen," I think to myself as I pour the excess mouthwash from the cap into the sink.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"To the fallen," I think to myself as I pour the excess mouthwash from the cap into the sink.
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it’s right up there with “getting old automatically means becoming conservative” or “progressives are like that because they’ve never been mugged”. sir you’re confessing to an awful lot here, should your lawyer be present?
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
it’s right up there with “getting old automatically means becoming conservative” or “progressives are like that because they’ve never been mugged”. sir you’re confessing to an awful lot here, should your lawyer be present?
Referring to the people of San Francisco as Frisconians
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Referring to the people of San Francisco as Frisconians
It's the dynamic return from BuildParameters. Dynamics are resolved at run time. Its use as input to LoadFromDatabase means the compiler can't match a particular signature for LoadFromDatabase at compile time. Ergo...
Simplified the example a tiny bit to focus on the relevant parts, including changing the signature of GetReportData a bit to eliminate the local.
Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's the dynamic return from BuildParameters. Dynamics are resolved at run time. Its use as input to LoadFromDatabase means the compiler can't match a particular signature for LoadFromDatabase at compile time. Ergo...
Simplified the example a tiny bit to focus on the relevant parts, including changing the signature of GetReportData a bit to eliminate the local.
Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Simplified the example a tiny bit to focus on the relevant parts, including changing the signature of GetReportData a bit to eliminate the local.
Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
Found something cursed as fuck in a C# project today. Here's a contrived example. Can you spot the hidden "error"?
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Found something cursed as fuck in a C# project today. Here's a contrived example. Can you spot the hidden "error"?
if you don't know who the guy is on your super team whose high-tech armor is the real member and could be put on any other guy, it's you
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you don't know who the guy is on your super team whose high-tech armor is the real member and could be put on any other guy, it's you
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5 minutes after arriving at work I sit down in the catapult I built on Friday and launch my ass back out the door
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
5 minutes after arriving at work I sit down in the catapult I built on Friday and launch my ass back out the door
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in my sophomore year of university i met a freshman who brought basically nothing from home besides clothes, shoes, and a ps1 memory card with an endgame save for dark cloud on it. hand on my heard he said it was in case he was in a situation where it would tip the balance in impressing a girl
Sony, publish ports of the Dark Cloud games on the Switch, u cowards
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
in my sophomore year of university i met a freshman who brought basically nothing from home besides clothes, shoes, and a ps1 memory card with an endgame save for dark cloud on it. hand on my heard he said it was in case he was in a situation where it would tip the balance in impressing a girl
Sony, publish ports of the Dark Cloud games on the Switch, u cowards
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sony, publish ports of the Dark Cloud games on the Switch, u cowards
The only thing I care less about than the APIs I have to maintain is any application integrating with them. There is nothing like maintaining an API for eroding empathy.
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The only thing I care less about than the APIs I have to maintain is any application integrating with them. There is nothing like maintaining an API for eroding empathy.
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*smoke detector goes off while cooking*
(Me, suddenly speaking in a Cajun accent): dat dere’s the easy smoke, come offa dere easy. Just keep on cookin right through dat
(Me, suddenly speaking in a Cajun accent): dat dere’s the easy smoke, come offa dere easy. Just keep on cookin right through dat
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
*smoke detector goes off while cooking*
(Me, suddenly speaking in a Cajun accent): dat dere’s the easy smoke, come offa dere easy. Just keep on cookin right through dat
(Me, suddenly speaking in a Cajun accent): dat dere’s the easy smoke, come offa dere easy. Just keep on cookin right through dat
Just made my wife stop playing her video game so I could show her how one of the characters reminded me of "YO remember the uhhh INFERNO storyline from like X-Factor???? and it had that demon N'ASTIRH?????????"
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just made my wife stop playing her video game so I could show her how one of the characters reminded me of "YO remember the uhhh INFERNO storyline from like X-Factor???? and it had that demon N'ASTIRH?????????"
dogg I'm about to pull a First Reformed on Kotaku if they don't cool it with the "for pennies"
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dogg I'm about to pull a First Reformed on Kotaku if they don't cool it with the "for pennies"
If you're passing out Halloween candy, you are entitled to withhold some for personal use, but sorting like all the Reese's cups out for yourself is a fucked mindset, serial killer behavior.
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you're passing out Halloween candy, you are entitled to withhold some for personal use, but sorting like all the Reese's cups out for yourself is a fucked mindset, serial killer behavior.
The masculine urge to greet someone you see once a year with HOW THE HELL ARE YA
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The masculine urge to greet someone you see once a year with HOW THE HELL ARE YA