frood 🔨
@frood.bsky.social
so basically, kings hand is a food from a dream that i made 5 years ago that went viral. i am a trans woman. the screenshots i posted are of a popular channel misgendering me while riffing on kings hand. that is all please no further questions
server called me "brave" for ordering the soup without asking what it was, and i idiotically responded "i like soup"
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
server called me "brave" for ordering the soup without asking what it was, and i idiotically responded "i like soup"
i dont even work at the bar my girlfriend bartends i just help her out during her busier shift, and sometimes i forget that, bc yesterday a guy paid with crumpled up dollar bills and i said “what the fuck is this” and threw them back to straighten out
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i dont even work at the bar my girlfriend bartends i just help her out during her busier shift, and sometimes i forget that, bc yesterday a guy paid with crumpled up dollar bills and i said “what the fuck is this” and threw them back to straighten out
double glizzies at the home depot after the workday
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
double glizzies at the home depot after the workday
coolest guy every alert
October 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
coolest guy every alert
my landlord when she comes over (i have no heat): i fell and my hand is broken 2 months ago, nobody help me, my guy who helps me got shot 2 years ago, he is dead, his daughter is in a coma, my children do not cook
October 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my landlord when she comes over (i have no heat): i fell and my hand is broken 2 months ago, nobody help me, my guy who helps me got shot 2 years ago, he is dead, his daughter is in a coma, my children do not cook
canadian drag race i need you to let her speak acadian the whole time
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
canadian drag race i need you to let her speak acadian the whole time
it’s afrikaner for “the ant word”
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
it’s afrikaner for “the ant word”
sometimes i pull up die antwoord and let the youtube algorithm take the wheel, i call this “bad listening”
October 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
sometimes i pull up die antwoord and let the youtube algorithm take the wheel, i call this “bad listening”
does ne one want any quercus
October 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
does ne one want any quercus
idr understand the argument here, r there corn subsidies for games? what is artificially driving down the price. games appear to b some of the most driven-by-consumer-preference products in existence. games should not cost $100 for inflation, they should cost $1000 dollars, for public health
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
idr understand the argument here, r there corn subsidies for games? what is artificially driving down the price. games appear to b some of the most driven-by-consumer-preference products in existence. games should not cost $100 for inflation, they should cost $1000 dollars, for public health
thank you to our beautiful gay volunteers at our last workday of the season
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
thank you to our beautiful gay volunteers at our last workday of the season
TOMORROW is the LAST humboldt park volunteer workday of the SEASON. if you are a chicago resident near humboldt park who loves plants or bugs or hanging out B THERE
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
TOMORROW is the LAST humboldt park volunteer workday of the SEASON. if you are a chicago resident near humboldt park who loves plants or bugs or hanging out B THERE
this art history book abt italian 15th c painting is lamenting that it cannot find good sources of public response at the time bc generally speaking anyone who would write their feelings about art is an untrustworthy eccentric
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this art history book abt italian 15th c painting is lamenting that it cannot find good sources of public response at the time bc generally speaking anyone who would write their feelings about art is an untrustworthy eccentric
madison’s Reference Conifer Garden, a forest of non-identical conifers
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
madison’s Reference Conifer Garden, a forest of non-identical conifers
guy at a bar a few nights ago started talking to me, told me he was from alabama, i didn't even say anything but he went "don't worry i know what you're thinking, i didn't vote for him, i literally can't, i'm a felon"
October 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
guy at a bar a few nights ago started talking to me, told me he was from alabama, i didn't even say anything but he went "don't worry i know what you're thinking, i didn't vote for him, i literally can't, i'm a felon"
my favorite turing police tweet was the one that went something like “cadmium is growing, is your portfolio ready?” with a picture of rolling hills. i have desperately searched for it and never found it.
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
my favorite turing police tweet was the one that went something like “cadmium is growing, is your portfolio ready?” with a picture of rolling hills. i have desperately searched for it and never found it.
im thinking of starting a new community event called “tgirl laundry night” where we go to a laundromat
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
im thinking of starting a new community event called “tgirl laundry night” where we go to a laundromat
First as tragedy, second as farce, however… a sixth time….
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
First as tragedy, second as farce, however… a sixth time….
ty for well wishes to be absolutely clear i do not care or am affected by anything relating to king’s hand. it was a funny post im still quite fond of. it’s just not every day you get to yell at a youtuber.
October 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ty for well wishes to be absolutely clear i do not care or am affected by anything relating to king’s hand. it was a funny post im still quite fond of. it’s just not every day you get to yell at a youtuber.
landlord turned off my power to “see if that would do anything” lol
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
landlord turned off my power to “see if that would do anything” lol
came off too strong here sorry it was a difficult time for me (waking up), im willing to come to the table and negotiate over they/them pronouns
rhett and link from the tv show good mythical morning you have 24 hrs to give me 1000 dollars for misgendering me 9000 times in the span of 2 minutes or i will detonate my explosives
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
came off too strong here sorry it was a difficult time for me (waking up), im willing to come to the table and negotiate over they/them pronouns
