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Got to watch a lady overdose in the check stand tonight. I hate that I am the one who always has to call 911.

Shout out to my checker, who knew to knuckle her sternum and wake her back up a little bit until the paramedics got there.
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thanksgiving has been and continues to be the worst holiday. This year is, in fact, the worst of all of them so far.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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if we all saved up our money maybe we can buy lj back from the russian hackers
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why is "I don't know" never ever an answer I am allowed to give? What about me makes people unable to accept that sometimes I literally do not have the information they want?

Cool, cool. Next person who presses my ignorance will activate my imagination and get lied to.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:

Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.

So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
But how can I tell if it's a gift card scam??

Did you have an original idea in your own brain to buy a gift card for someone for an occasion or out of kindness? This reason is NOT a scam.

Did the idea come from another brain? SCAM SCAM SCAM
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My friends mom was on hospice and lost her medicaid as of nov 1. Last night, she lit a cigarette with her oxygen on and burned the house down, and she died.

What a stupid accident, her daughter says.

Yes. A terrible accident. Of course.
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If i've learned anything working the self check, it's that i'm not eating anybody's food because you guys can't even clean up after yourself in public. I'm literally scared of what your kitchen looks like.
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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i'm at the civil war

i'm at the great depression

i'm at the combination civil war great depression
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dinner tonight. Fideo, black beans + corn, and a mexifry quesadilla that was more tasty than it had any right being
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When medical comforting goes wrong-
"When you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras"
"But all my horses historically have brain cancer."
August 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
2 naps before 2pm

Last sunday too
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Here are our unsolicited thoughts about Lake City Fred Meyer closing. It’s the end of Lake City as we know it. The ppl who work there are pillars of the community. There is a father and son who have worked there together for many years. They know people’s names and answer the phone when you call to
August 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
1 good thing

Before I couldn't swallow, the last thing I ate were these palmiers with lemon cream cheese, strawberries, and sugar.

Thanks auntie
August 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Morning after surgery and they're holding me for sepsis. They took like 12oz of fluid out. I look better tho
August 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Got home to find out i need a CT and surgery. Can't just throw a Z Pack at everything i guess. Dilaudid is the best tho fr fr
August 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Hell yeah. 💪🏻

This is what joy looks like.

This is what solidarity looks like.

This what democracy looks like.

And we are just getting started Spokane.
August 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just love an out of town ER trip. I'm ok, got the antibiotics because breathing and swallowing are important and pain sucks
August 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don't want to go work tonight. They've done the front end since I've been off and it's all new and I know I'm going to be sad and probably cry on the floor because I know me.
August 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I want to be a chipmunk who drinks tea from a cup fashioned from an acorn and eats raspberry pie, who lives in a charming dug out cottage nestled in the roots of the oldest oak in the forest that has a yellow door and little lace curtains Mrs. Spider made for me, especially

Not...*this*
August 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Will she sew today? It's beautiful outside so the neighbor children are screaming outside her window, her husband keeps talking, the cat wants attention, hunger demands lunch but lunch will mean cleaning the kitchen.
August 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Admire my areyes plate
August 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM