Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.

GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.

But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

I forgot I always translate Bonne Maman jam into English so I called the toaster a cosy bread womb. Possibly the most cursed thing I’ve said this year but there’s still time!

Me after Boq gets turned into the Tin Man in Wicked: For Good

Me at the start of every run in Hades II
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Is Prosecco and Irn Bru a cocktail already and if not can it be called a Fucks Bizz?

The person who barged in front of me to get on the tram is now going on about Jowling Kowling’s wizard play because the Venn diagram for rude people and terfs is a circle.

So @biadosaru.bsky.social insists on watching the Apple announcements and I’ve finally realised: Tim Cook sounds like Moira Rose! It’s the way all his inflections are just very slightly off.

… Iiiiiii forgot how awful some bits of #Bravelydefault are.

Add me on switch, I both love and am terrible at Mario Kart.

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Whatever you think of the #DoctorWho finale I think there's one thing we can all agree on: Right now Laurence Fox is furious, and that's hilarious.

I was really unsure about seeing #doctorwho at the cinema after hating the finale so much when I did it last year, but it was worth it just to hear everyone shouting “what?!” and laughing hysterically at that final shot.

Dyou think anybody has explained to the new harry potter kids or their parents that they must now forever agree with the bigotry of the executive producer or she'll obsessively tweet about their betrayal from her lonely mould castle? I genuinely think making this show is child abuse. 🤷‍♂️

I have no idea how to feel about the latest Doctor Who. But I do have Dugga Doo stuck in my head still so there’s that.

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

I was just saying to the bf that robots felt quite Douglas Adams and then the army man with muscles came in and it was a good reminder that actually RTD wrote it. Fairly fun, but I’m not sure you can unironically do the Wizard of Oz twist any more. #doctorwho

I can now make jumpers and socks. So I guess I need to learn to make trousers next? Or as I’m lazy probably just shorts.

I want to show off that I’m knitting socks but that’s just dangerously close to posting feet pics online.

Finished work for Christmas! I suddenly have so much time to dedicate to attention seeking on the internet!