I feel like they're stretching Severance a bit too much. The season finale was great, but I wish more shows could just be done with: you told your story, time to go.

when I was 13, I used to learn Mandarin in a class that ended at 11pm. my mom was often late to pick me up, so I would wait for her with my teacher. once, I was trying to chitchat and I asked her where she lived (like, which neighborhood) - she told me that was confidential

This is the cutest shit I've ever seen

I 100% agreed with @annierau.bsky.social in this week's abolish everything. why is the microwave at work beeping nonstop while I'm trying to solve something real quick before grabbing my food? I KNOW IT'S READY BE PATIENT my entire office doesn't need to know that my smelly fish is now ready

Succession: wealthy people behaving badly blah snooze. Severance: if David Lynch ever had a desk job, this would be his revenge

Severance did too much exposition last week and had to bring that to a screeching halt

I was just watching the 1st season of Britain's Worst Driver and weirdly, it has some of the most beautiful shots I've ever seen on TV

Abolish everything on Nebula just makes me want to be a young person in NYC, which I assume is the feeling people had when watching SNL in the 70s

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Me: **reads the news**

anyone that works in a fast food joint inside an airport should get paid $50/h because it seems pretty soul destroying

now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums

collectively we have learned that if someone says that they're an "outsider" or "anti-establishment", that's probably not good for politics

The most messed up thing in this S2E2 of Severance is that they lied to Mark S. saying that he begged to come back, when in fact he was the only one that did NOT want to go back to the severed floor

ok guys, a quick explainer about where we're at, as a society. so I think fundamentally *bursts into tears*

The worst thing we ever did with the Internet was empowering stupid people.

My theory is that you need to be over 90% genetically European to understand Avicii's music because I honestly don't get it

controversial opinion: Hide and seek is the worst Jet Lag the Game game