Friendly Cryptid
@friendly-cryptid.bsky.social
They/Them
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AUGHHH OH GOD THE PAIN IVE BEEN SET ON FIRE OHH GOD WHHYYYYY
y’know?
y’know?
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
AUGHHH OH GOD THE PAIN IVE BEEN SET ON FIRE OHH GOD WHHYYYYY
y’know?
y’know?
I’m gonna Jeff the kill myself xoxo
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m gonna Jeff the kill myself xoxo
I don’t care about a Charizard I care about getting into university, keep your windows unlocked.
July 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don’t care about a Charizard I care about getting into university, keep your windows unlocked.
Someone shoot this guys muppet sona in the foot
June 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Someone shoot this guys muppet sona in the foot
Goddamn gays making the gays gayer
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Goddamn gays making the gays gayer
Sometimes when I don’t know how to respond to things I’ll just send an image and never elaborate
June 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sometimes when I don’t know how to respond to things I’ll just send an image and never elaborate
“Evil and fucked up cookie”
-Kwite 2025
-Kwite 2025
May 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“Evil and fucked up cookie”
-Kwite 2025
-Kwite 2025
I think I could fix a lot of things if all billionaires just gave me all of their money right now
May 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I think I could fix a lot of things if all billionaires just gave me all of their money right now
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"i set my profile picture to this on blues-"
say no more
say no more
May 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"i set my profile picture to this on blues-"
say no more
say no more
Washing mgrug heart
May 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Washing mgrug heart
Normalize lurking right on the outskirts of the forest watching people play and frolic in a field of flowers but when they see you they all run away in terror and you reach out to stop them but eventually turn back around and walk back into the forest solemnly.
May 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Normalize lurking right on the outskirts of the forest watching people play and frolic in a field of flowers but when they see you they all run away in terror and you reach out to stop them but eventually turn back around and walk back into the forest solemnly.
I think I’ve made it a habit to post once every century it’s like a prophecy or something
May 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think I’ve made it a habit to post once every century it’s like a prophecy or something
I think the world would be a better place if I specifically had a death note
May 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I think the world would be a better place if I specifically had a death note
Pope Leo.. popeleo.. popplio.. POKEMON REFERENCE?!??THE POPE IS ACTUALLY POPPLIO FROM THE HIT GAME POKEMON??????!??
May 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Pope Leo.. popeleo.. popplio.. POKEMON REFERENCE?!??THE POPE IS ACTUALLY POPPLIO FROM THE HIT GAME POKEMON??????!??
I hate the spring so much my brain is actually going to explode
May 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hate the spring so much my brain is actually going to explode
When the hyper fixation is so strong your friends start to look like this
May 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When the hyper fixation is so strong your friends start to look like this
How my room looks after I giggle to myself while imagining my oc’s have a fandom
April 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How my room looks after I giggle to myself while imagining my oc’s have a fandom
@rochtheriault.bsky.social when you really think of it, you are the pterodactyl of this world.
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@rochtheriault.bsky.social when you really think of it, you are the pterodactyl of this world.
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Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species
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April 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species
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I’m buying @mollysue.bsky.social an alarm clock for Christmas, multiple probably.
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I’m buying @mollysue.bsky.social an alarm clock for Christmas, multiple probably.
Me when the best art I can create is with a crayola erasable on geography assignments
October 23, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Me when the best art I can create is with a crayola erasable on geography assignments