Friendly Cryptid
@friendly-cryptid.bsky.social
They/Them
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Turns out it’s most of us
September 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Turns out it’s most of us
I think I’m the only one you haven’t given the advise of killing my parents to
August 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think I’m the only one you haven’t given the advise of killing my parents to
L + ratio + Moses
June 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
L + ratio + Moses
Moses enrichment table
June 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Moses enrichment table
Jokes on you bucko I didn’t- *comically loud explosion noise*
May 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jokes on you bucko I didn’t- *comically loud explosion noise*
Now everyone else has to do it🐺
May 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Now everyone else has to do it🐺
Well I have one trillion and one girlfriends
May 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Well I have one trillion and one girlfriends
Welcome home cheater
May 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Welcome home cheater
I don’t speak this language please translate
May 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t speak this language please translate