In America today, a Black woman with a Harvard degree is a DEI hire, but a white man who dropped out of community college to get a talk show on Fox News is qualified to run a federal agency.

Can't imagine that the US government will play any role in tackling climate change in the next four years. International cooperation on managing global commons requires countries to care about their reputations, and Trump possesses neither honor nor shame.

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Bro I just left the gas station off PURE “Final Destination” vibes.

Everyone around me was pumping gas with their cars ON. Which freaked me out so bad. And my pump was going super slow (likely cause it’s running low).

I literally stopped mid pump and left. Fuck yall 😂

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood

Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people.

That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.

This will never get old 🤣

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

[person who inserts themself into every tragedy]

oh my god, I've had explosive diarrhea in that Midtown Manhattan Hilton

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

All of this.

Stolen from @highnessophelia.bsky.social