This is also what Tool fans tell you
October 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is also what Tool fans tell you
Supporters Shield, Red October, Oktoberfest… Will I make it through this day?
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Supporters Shield, Red October, Oktoberfest… Will I make it through this day?
You ever just stop dead in your tracks and remember the Mets missed the playoffs
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You ever just stop dead in your tracks and remember the Mets missed the playoffs
A baby’s 9-9-9
The Phillies have a 9-9-9 Challenge box for the Postseason 😭
It comes with 9 "fun size" hot dogs and 9 "petite" beers, and even features a scoreboard to keep track of your progress 🤣
It comes with 9 "fun size" hot dogs and 9 "petite" beers, and even features a scoreboard to keep track of your progress 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A baby’s 9-9-9
❤️ 10/3/61 - 8/10/99 ❤️
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
❤️ 10/3/61 - 8/10/99 ❤️
Also hates holding on to the ball apparently too
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Also hates holding on to the ball apparently too
Sometimes I think we deserve our reputation as a dumbass fanbase.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Sometimes I think we deserve our reputation as a dumbass fanbase.
Every time someone posts the Padres fans “that’s what’s in” clip I focus on a different loser in the group and laugh a little more again
October 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Every time someone posts the Padres fans “that’s what’s in” clip I focus on a different loser in the group and laugh a little more again
They should make Butterfinger BB’s again
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They should make Butterfinger BB’s again
Alright yeah so… let’s not allow this to happen two seasons in a row.
ESPN's Jesse Rogers and Buster Onley suspect the Reds were tipping pitches throughout their series against the Dodgers.
Here's a clip of Teoscar Hernandez after looking at the tablet and smiling, he crushed a homer the 3rd pitch of that at bat
Here's a clip of Teoscar Hernandez after looking at the tablet and smiling, he crushed a homer the 3rd pitch of that at bat
October 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Alright yeah so… let’s not allow this to happen two seasons in a row.
I don’t know why I’m still wasting my time thinking about the Sixers but even if Daryl Morey is a nerd weirdo, I think we collectively as a fan base need to realize he’s pretty clearly being hamstrung by Josh Harris.
October 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I don’t know why I’m still wasting my time thinking about the Sixers but even if Daryl Morey is a nerd weirdo, I think we collectively as a fan base need to realize he’s pretty clearly being hamstrung by Josh Harris.
Say what you want about Daryl Morey but the Sixers have an owner more interested in his own pockets than doing the extra stuff it takes to win.
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Say what you want about Daryl Morey but the Sixers have an owner more interested in his own pockets than doing the extra stuff it takes to win.
Josh Harris needs to sell the fucking Sixers man
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Josh Harris needs to sell the fucking Sixers man
“Seymour needs the toilet. His bladder is full. Full of urine!”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“Seymour needs the toilet. His bladder is full. Full of urine!”
I’ll never understand why vet QBs not wanting to be mentors is acceptable, or at the very least not really frowned upon. You’re a teammate just like everyone else.
Dillon Gabriel on Joe Flacco:
"It's not his job to be a mentor. It's his job to be a great quarterback ... It's my job to ask questions and search for answers."
"It's not his job to be a mentor. It's his job to be a great quarterback ... It's my job to ask questions and search for answers."
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ll never understand why vet QBs not wanting to be mentors is acceptable, or at the very least not really frowned upon. You’re a teammate just like everyone else.
I’ve already seen people say that the league “sent out a memo” to keep Shedeur 3rd string. We’re just about at Tebowmania levels of delusion with this kid.
Joe Flacco will serve as backup QB. Shedeur Sanders will remain QB3.
Dillon Gabriel will start at QB for Browns Week 5.
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve already seen people say that the league “sent out a memo” to keep Shedeur 3rd string. We’re just about at Tebowmania levels of delusion with this kid.
Imagine being in a commercial writers room and some dickhead is like "what if Jeff Bridges moved in with Zoe Saldana? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?”
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Imagine being in a commercial writers room and some dickhead is like "what if Jeff Bridges moved in with Zoe Saldana? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?”
I know Patullo hasn’t exactly made many fans so far in his short time as OC but for everyone clamoring for Mike McDaniel in 2026 - do you realize you’re implying that you’re already punting on this season? Teams that made a deep playoff run don’t typically make a change at OC unless the OC leaves.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I know Patullo hasn’t exactly made many fans so far in his short time as OC but for everyone clamoring for Mike McDaniel in 2026 - do you realize you’re implying that you’re already punting on this season? Teams that made a deep playoff run don’t typically make a change at OC unless the OC leaves.
All the reports of Tyreek Hill in oddly jovial spirits after a devastating injury kind of just hammer home the idea that he’s a complete psychopath
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
All the reports of Tyreek Hill in oddly jovial spirits after a devastating injury kind of just hammer home the idea that he’s a complete psychopath
Gonna put it out there now that Aaron Glenn is the likeliest one and done HC right now. Unless Pete Carroll finally retires. Punting on 4th down with 7 minutes to go down two scores, that’ll quickly show you don’t belong.
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Gonna put it out there now that Aaron Glenn is the likeliest one and done HC right now. Unless Pete Carroll finally retires. Punting on 4th down with 7 minutes to go down two scores, that’ll quickly show you don’t belong.
Should be the Cy Young winner but they’ll give it to the golden boy in Pittsburgh who hasn’t pitched in a game with real stakes since he was in college
September 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Should be the Cy Young winner but they’ll give it to the golden boy in Pittsburgh who hasn’t pitched in a game with real stakes since he was in college
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Everything progressives want to accomplish is impossible because it has to go through an impenetrable labyrinth of constitutional roadblocks and arcane legislative barriers and meanwhile Trump can say "movies cost twice as much now" and it's just "well I guess movies cost twice as much now".
Trump announces 100% tariff on movies made outside of the US https://cnn.it/4gManmU
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everything progressives want to accomplish is impossible because it has to go through an impenetrable labyrinth of constitutional roadblocks and arcane legislative barriers and meanwhile Trump can say "movies cost twice as much now" and it's just "well I guess movies cost twice as much now".