Melissa
@frenchfrywife.bsky.social
Florida Woman Forever 🌴| Go Gators 🐊| INDYCAR 🏎️| Swiftie 🍂| Football 🏈 | Ban Hunger, Not Books | 💙🏁🏳️🌈
Being bigoted is so weird because not once in my life have I been concerned about a stranger’s genitals.
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Being bigoted is so weird because not once in my life have I been concerned about a stranger’s genitals.
I love when millennial Catholics are in marketing
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love when millennial Catholics are in marketing
Hope! God, feeling it again is so foreign
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames
Alt: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames but it’s in blue instead of red
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November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hope! God, feeling it again is so foreign
Millennials in charge will always be the funniest thing to me. My kid’s school TV showing the cafeteria menu for the day has a pic of Chris Farley as the lunch lady, a reference that zero kids will understand
a woman wearing yellow gloves is holding a glass of beer
ALT: a woman wearing yellow gloves is holding a glass of beer
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October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Millennials in charge will always be the funniest thing to me. My kid’s school TV showing the cafeteria menu for the day has a pic of Chris Farley as the lunch lady, a reference that zero kids will understand
I am not a crafty person so if you see me with spray paint, fabric, and a carpenter’s stapler it means Halloween is near and my kid picked the most random character. Let’s see if I can pull this off…
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I am not a crafty person so if you see me with spray paint, fabric, and a carpenter’s stapler it means Halloween is near and my kid picked the most random character. Let’s see if I can pull this off…
Happy Spooky Season ☠️🎃🍹
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy Spooky Season ☠️🎃🍹
My Dad sending the flight aware link so I can watch them travel. Protect this man at all costs 🥹
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My Dad sending the flight aware link so I can watch them travel. Protect this man at all costs 🥹
r/DaytonaBeach I absolutely love you
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
r/DaytonaBeach I absolutely love you
Getting a meeting invite for October 2nd thinking it’s a month away only to realize…
a brown dog is sitting on a blanket and looking at the camera with the words `` wait what ? ''
ALT: a brown dog is sitting on a blanket and looking at the camera with the words `` wait what ? ''
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September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Getting a meeting invite for October 2nd thinking it’s a month away only to realize…
Reposted by Melissa
Live your life in such a way that when you die everyone just talks about how sexy and kind you were
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Live your life in such a way that when you die everyone just talks about how sexy and kind you were
My 11yo saved his money to buy his first pair of Jordans. This kid is IN LOVE with those shoes! I didn’t even know crease prevention was a thing. Now he wants to keep an old pair of shoes in his locker for PE to keep his Js clean. Lord help me I have a sneaker head.
September 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My 11yo saved his money to buy his first pair of Jordans. This kid is IN LOVE with those shoes! I didn’t even know crease prevention was a thing. Now he wants to keep an old pair of shoes in his locker for PE to keep his Js clean. Lord help me I have a sneaker head.
Reposted by Melissa
I'm at the Amish weed booth
I'm at the Amish furniture booth
I'm at the combination Amish weed and furniture booth
I'm at the Amish furniture booth
I'm at the combination Amish weed and furniture booth
September 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm at the Amish weed booth
I'm at the Amish furniture booth
I'm at the combination Amish weed and furniture booth
I'm at the Amish furniture booth
I'm at the combination Amish weed and furniture booth
I know that shit is 🔥
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I know that shit is 🔥
Instagram has the WORST messaging of any app
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Instagram has the WORST messaging of any app
It’s book fair time, my favorite time of the school year! 📚🤓 You know what that means…let’s check in on some batshit insane but historically accurate kids books!
September 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s book fair time, my favorite time of the school year! 📚🤓 You know what that means…let’s check in on some batshit insane but historically accurate kids books!
It’s time for 7 hours of commercial filled football
a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
ALT: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
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September 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s time for 7 hours of commercial filled football
Kid saved up his money and today we ordered his first pair of Jordans. Healing 12yo me who wanted purple platform Skechers like the Spice Girls and was told absolutely not 🥹
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Kid saved up his money and today we ordered his first pair of Jordans. Healing 12yo me who wanted purple platform Skechers like the Spice Girls and was told absolutely not 🥹
Kid is learning about…Joe Exotic? 🐯👑
September 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kid is learning about…Joe Exotic? 🐯👑
Had to board our dog at the vet for the holiday weekend. I do this (vs a sitter) bc she’s very old and needs extra care. But it breaks my heart that she doesn’t sleep well there. She’s been home for hours and I can hear her snoring on the other side of the house 😭
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Had to board our dog at the vet for the holiday weekend. I do this (vs a sitter) bc she’s very old and needs extra care. But it breaks my heart that she doesn’t sleep well there. She’s been home for hours and I can hear her snoring on the other side of the house 😭
What’s the word for knowing that your kids will never experience peak MCU at the theater
a man wearing a captain america shield is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing a captain america shield is standing in a dark room .
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September 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
What’s the word for knowing that your kids will never experience peak MCU at the theater
Me waiting on the couch to bombard my husband with all the memes I collected while he was doing chores
a man and a woman are sitting in a car and the woman is smiling
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car and the woman is smiling
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September 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me waiting on the couch to bombard my husband with all the memes I collected while he was doing chores
Work from home buddies
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Work from home buddies
I’ve loved you a million years before this and I’ll love you for a million years after, in every universe. This life is just the one we’re in right now.
- My husband 😭
- My husband 😭
a woman is crying while wearing a sweater that says i voted today on it .
ALT: a woman is crying while wearing a sweater that says i voted today on it .
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August 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’ve loved you a million years before this and I’ll love you for a million years after, in every universe. This life is just the one we’re in right now.
- My husband 😭
- My husband 😭
There’s a very real chance that a year from now we will have a photograph of Andy Reid in a tuxedo hugging Taylor Swift in a wedding gown.
August 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There’s a very real chance that a year from now we will have a photograph of Andy Reid in a tuxedo hugging Taylor Swift in a wedding gown.
I know someone who posted a selfie at the ocean and checked in as “Gulf of America” 🙄 Then I noticed that Facebook geotagged them at Boynton Beach
a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
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August 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I know someone who posted a selfie at the ocean and checked in as “Gulf of America” 🙄 Then I noticed that Facebook geotagged them at Boynton Beach