Rachel ⚢ 🍁🍉 French Canadian Girlfriend
@frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca
18+ Your nerdy half East Indian lesbian. | future trophy wife | anticapitalist | settler in Amiskwaciwâskahikan| PhD in Yearning from SapphU | I make music as @ladyironfan.live | she/it/elle/iel/她
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someone needs to do a reverse yuri bait where the heroine and her rival engage in a months long campaign of toxically codependent psychological violence where they are dead set on destroying their rival but cheer each other on just when the other is ready to throw in the towel…
alright this dumbass story that’s been bouncing around in my head for almost 6 months finally has a conclusion. maybe i’ll polish it up and write it as actual prose and put it on a wordpress or something. i dunno. if you want that let me know i guess.
i’m not a programmer but imo this code looks it is from chat gpt
![screenshot from kowloon generic romance showing fake code
print Hollo, World!')
# Imaginary Code to doloto a specific program
def delete_program(program_nome) :
try:
# Check if the program exists
if program_exists(progrom_name):
# Perform the deletion of the program
delete_file(program_name)
print(f"The progrom "(program_name) has been successfully doloted.")
else:
print(f"The program
(program_name) does not exist.")
except Exception as e:
print (f"An error occurred while deleting the program: (str(e)}")
def
program_exists (program_name):
# Here we simulate checking
if the program exists in the system
# In reality, this would check the filesystem or registry
return program_name in ["program1", "progrom2", "program3"]
# Exomple programs
def delete_file(program_name):
# Simulate the file deletion process
print(f"Deleting program: (program_name)...")
# Example usage
delete](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ugyptnk2mjmvamrp5z32jfzm/bafkreiajgmoyqikrpyvjlkyubpqpvbluc3wweloo25zuplnkzt5sekzyle@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i’m not a programmer but imo this code looks it is from chat gpt
i asked my sister (the one i’m on good terms with) if she had plans and she said “yeah we’re dropping the kids at my sister in laws for the night and then me and [my sister’s partner] are taking shrooms
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i asked my sister (the one i’m on good terms with) if she had plans and she said “yeah we’re dropping the kids at my sister in laws for the night and then me and [my sister’s partner] are taking shrooms
this thing
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
this thing
ceo: we’ve invented an innovative new business model
me: is it innovative or rent seeking?
tech ceo: ?
me: *pulls out illustrated diagram explaining the difference*
ceo: it’s a good business model ma’am
*its fucking rent seeking
me: is it innovative or rent seeking?
tech ceo: ?
me: *pulls out illustrated diagram explaining the difference*
ceo: it’s a good business model ma’am
*its fucking rent seeking
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ceo: we’ve invented an innovative new business model
me: is it innovative or rent seeking?
tech ceo: ?
me: *pulls out illustrated diagram explaining the difference*
ceo: it’s a good business model ma’am
*its fucking rent seeking
me: is it innovative or rent seeking?
tech ceo: ?
me: *pulls out illustrated diagram explaining the difference*
ceo: it’s a good business model ma’am
*its fucking rent seeking
zippo update: i figured out how to do the thing where you open and light it in a single fluid motion
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
zippo update: i figured out how to do the thing where you open and light it in a single fluid motion
Back everyone include me still thought I was a cis het man: "You're too fashionable to be straight."
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Back everyone include me still thought I was a cis het man: "You're too fashionable to be straight."
I made my domain handle redirect to a neocities but I don't know what to actually do with the neocities any thoughts?
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I made my domain handle redirect to a neocities but I don't know what to actually do with the neocities any thoughts?
i had an east facing window on my flight back from montana and i had my window open as we were crossing over wyoming and the flight attendant serving drinks kept looking out my window because she hadn’t gotten to see that view before lol
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i had an east facing window on my flight back from montana and i had my window open as we were crossing over wyoming and the flight attendant serving drinks kept looking out my window because she hadn’t gotten to see that view before lol
i have posture that would make a kinesiologier cringe
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i have posture that would make a kinesiologier cringe
not that anybody cares
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
not that anybody cares
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just watched some dumbass get his dodge challenger stuck in the snow and i gotta say an underrated benefit of transition is that im not socially obligated to help him anymore
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just watched some dumbass get his dodge challenger stuck in the snow and i gotta say an underrated benefit of transition is that im not socially obligated to help him anymore
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chat would it be funny if i started identifying as only french canadian? i think it would be kinda funny.
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
chat would it be funny if i started identifying as only french canadian? i think it would be kinda funny.
just watched some dumbass get his dodge challenger stuck in the snow and i gotta say an underrated benefit of transition is that im not socially obligated to help him anymore
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just watched some dumbass get his dodge challenger stuck in the snow and i gotta say an underrated benefit of transition is that im not socially obligated to help him anymore
hey guys how’s it going
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
hey guys how’s it going
new bit incoming just waiting for my dns to refresh
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
new bit incoming just waiting for my dns to refresh
chat would it be funny if i started identifying as only french canadian? i think it would be kinda funny.
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
chat would it be funny if i started identifying as only french canadian? i think it would be kinda funny.
my followers might be surprised to hear me say this and i understand why, but i think we should at least try to send the whole nation of france to jail before we decide its impossible. that has nothing to do with the infidelity though.
The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my followers might be surprised to hear me say this and i understand why, but i think we should at least try to send the whole nation of france to jail before we decide its impossible. that has nothing to do with the infidelity though.
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
sounds like i’m gonna be alone for the second new years in a row.
December 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
sounds like i’m gonna be alone for the second new years in a row.
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me: can you yell at me to drink some water
my gf: drink some water, you dehydrated bitch!
me: damn if you’re gonna degrade me like that at least give me a heads up so i can properly enjoy it.
my gf: drink some water, you dehydrated bitch!
me: damn if you’re gonna degrade me like that at least give me a heads up so i can properly enjoy it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
me: can you yell at me to drink some water
my gf: drink some water, you dehydrated bitch!
me: damn if you’re gonna degrade me like that at least give me a heads up so i can properly enjoy it.
my gf: drink some water, you dehydrated bitch!
me: damn if you’re gonna degrade me like that at least give me a heads up so i can properly enjoy it.
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i could pull off this fit
this movie got mentioned in passing in a youtube video i was watching and it unlocked a deeply buried memory of what was either gender envy or a crush or possibly both
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i could pull off this fit
zippo: the perfect gift for the adhd pyromaniac in your life
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
zippo: the perfect gift for the adhd pyromaniac in your life
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Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation
Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation
Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
it’s bullshit that yuri on ice is in fact yaoi
December 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
it’s bullshit that yuri on ice is in fact yaoi
i could pull off this fit
this movie got mentioned in passing in a youtube video i was watching and it unlocked a deeply buried memory of what was either gender envy or a crush or possibly both
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i could pull off this fit