Matthew B
@freebrainsurgery.bsky.social
Just a family man, past his prime, in Peoria, AZ. Get an education, please.
Will the Lions make it through this off-season without the threat of poached coordinators? John Morton at about 1% for an interview.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Will the Lions make it through this off-season without the threat of poached coordinators? John Morton at about 1% for an interview.
Like mfer was Otter from Animal House. Sure, he's a slimeball but he's got great ideas on how to handle a passed-out underage townie girl you met in the checkout line at the grocery store. He helped you meet her in the first place! Just a complete process. Great guy.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Like mfer was Otter from Animal House. Sure, he's a slimeball but he's got great ideas on how to handle a passed-out underage townie girl you met in the checkout line at the grocery store. He helped you meet her in the first place! Just a complete process. Great guy.
"He was definitely into boobs. He wasn't some sicko." -Megyn Kelly (probably)
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"He was definitely into boobs. He wasn't some sicko." -Megyn Kelly (probably)
The Panda Express fortune cookie writer has never been to a funeral where the person died during autoerotic asphyxiation.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Panda Express fortune cookie writer has never been to a funeral where the person died during autoerotic asphyxiation.
You are a pussy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You are a pussy.
Whoa! Black ICE agent. That's a rarity. Mask off. Chase a check, I suppose.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Whoa! Black ICE agent. That's a rarity. Mask off. Chase a check, I suppose.
That's not how emails work. Why would a family of 4 have the server? The joke has to make sense to work.
See, you have no sense of humor.
See, you have no sense of humor.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
That's not how emails work. Why would a family of 4 have the server? The joke has to make sense to work.
See, you have no sense of humor.
See, you have no sense of humor.
I always remember where I was that day.... I was in the Sam Goody in the empty mall on a Tuesday morning asking the lone clerk, "Hey, I can still get that new Jay-Z today, right?". "Oh, yeah, for sure", she replied. Tragedy averted.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I always remember where I was that day.... I was in the Sam Goody in the empty mall on a Tuesday morning asking the lone clerk, "Hey, I can still get that new Jay-Z today, right?". "Oh, yeah, for sure", she replied. Tragedy averted.
If someone said "Only 4 children dead? The NRA doesn't get out of bed to pray for less than a dozen" or something to that effect, I'd stand by it. You don't have the mental capacity to parse out where the joke is and where the tragedy lies. You believe their should be no laughing. You are miserable.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If someone said "Only 4 children dead? The NRA doesn't get out of bed to pray for less than a dozen" or something to that effect, I'd stand by it. You don't have the mental capacity to parse out where the joke is and where the tragedy lies. You believe their should be no laughing. You are miserable.
People make jokes about politics involving school shootings all the time, but they don't involving making light of guns and death. This person did not make light of a plane crash.
You don't understand how jokes work. Your sense of humor sucks. Again, fuck off, you slow-witted tit.
You don't understand how jokes work. Your sense of humor sucks. Again, fuck off, you slow-witted tit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
People make jokes about politics involving school shootings all the time, but they don't involving making light of guns and death. This person did not make light of a plane crash.
You don't understand how jokes work. Your sense of humor sucks. Again, fuck off, you slow-witted tit.
You don't understand how jokes work. Your sense of humor sucks. Again, fuck off, you slow-witted tit.
No, a joke at their expense would be along the lines of "Kentucky likes their BBQ, so I hope they enjoy Smoked Pilot". Not hard to grasp, friend.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No, a joke at their expense would be along the lines of "Kentucky likes their BBQ, so I hope they enjoy Smoked Pilot". Not hard to grasp, friend.
Yeah, you're pinned up against the wall. Stop saying stupid shit and you won't get backed into a corner with nothing else to say.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yeah, you're pinned up against the wall. Stop saying stupid shit and you won't get backed into a corner with nothing else to say.
You don't get to show up here a year after me and say that, btw. Where were you? Fucking Facebook? Delete your account, dweeb.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You don't get to show up here a year after me and say that, btw. Where were you? Fucking Facebook? Delete your account, dweeb.
No one made a joke at the expense of victims. Some guy's brother-in-law died in a completely separate incident and now anything that reminds that person of that incident is now a "joke-free zone"?. Somebody somewhere died doing everything. Grow up, pussy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
No one made a joke at the expense of victims. Some guy's brother-in-law died in a completely separate incident and now anything that reminds that person of that incident is now a "joke-free zone"?. Somebody somewhere died doing everything. Grow up, pussy.
No one made a joke about families or victims. Also, the "lol" goes outside the quotes. Back to your world of bunnies, cream puff.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
No one made a joke about families or victims. Also, the "lol" goes outside the quotes. Back to your world of bunnies, cream puff.
Someone will always have a reason why their joke doesn't work for them personally. Those people can fuck off because jokes are allowed. I suspect you should fuck off, too.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Someone will always have a reason why their joke doesn't work for them personally. Those people can fuck off because jokes are allowed. I suspect you should fuck off, too.