Matthew B
@freebrainsurgery.bsky.social
Just a family man, past his prime, in Peoria, AZ. Get an education, please.
I was watching a few minutes of SNL, thought I'd check to see if anyone else enjoys Ashley Padilla.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I was watching a few minutes of SNL, thought I'd check to see if anyone else enjoys Ashley Padilla.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
The actor portraying the evil pastor guy in Poltergeist 2 had the same last name.
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The actor portraying the evil pastor guy in Poltergeist 2 had the same last name.
"Jared Goff accomplished that feat a few weeks ago".
October 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Jared Goff accomplished that feat a few weeks ago".
The only reason Sean McVay, Kyle Shanahan, Matt LaFleur and Kevin O'Connell get treated like geniuses is because most coaches are dummies. They aren't infallible, they're just ahead of the curve.
The only thing that matters.... is balls.
The only thing that matters.... is balls.
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The only reason Sean McVay, Kyle Shanahan, Matt LaFleur and Kevin O'Connell get treated like geniuses is because most coaches are dummies. They aren't infallible, they're just ahead of the curve.
The only thing that matters.... is balls.
The only thing that matters.... is balls.
Haven't seen a snap that week since the time a nerd dressed like Gandalf tried to roast Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at a Star Wars premiere.
September 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Haven't seen a snap that week since the time a nerd dressed like Gandalf tried to roast Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at a Star Wars premiere.
Bad Idea: Being a Lee Harvey Oswald parody drag performer before yesterday.
Good idea: Being a Lee Harvey Oswald parody drag performer AFTER yesterday.
Good idea: Being a Lee Harvey Oswald parody drag performer AFTER yesterday.
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bad Idea: Being a Lee Harvey Oswald parody drag performer before yesterday.
Good idea: Being a Lee Harvey Oswald parody drag performer AFTER yesterday.
Good idea: Being a Lee Harvey Oswald parody drag performer AFTER yesterday.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
She was more pleased with my assessment of her.
July 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
She was more pleased with my assessment of her.
Here's how she sees me.... so Im somewhere between Hopper and Red Foreman, I guess.
July 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here's how she sees me.... so Im somewhere between Hopper and Red Foreman, I guess.
My wife filled it out. We make an incredible team.🤣
July 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My wife filled it out. We make an incredible team.🤣
Huh?! Not going to argue with it.
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Huh?! Not going to argue with it.
Had to try this myself. It's tough to pick off the top of your head. I just went with the movies I feel like I've seen the most and am always happy to watch again.
June 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Had to try this myself. It's tough to pick off the top of your head. I just went with the movies I feel like I've seen the most and am always happy to watch again.
Nobody showing up for Trump's birthday? I want my Supreme Court picks back.
June 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Nobody showing up for Trump's birthday? I want my Supreme Court picks back.
The exact opposite character, but also hilarious.
June 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The exact opposite character, but also hilarious.
Mmmmm... ***eyes closed as I picture them enjoying the Westminster Kennel Club dog show together*** 😆
June 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Mmmmm... ***eyes closed as I picture them enjoying the Westminster Kennel Club dog show together*** 😆
@harvilla.bsky.social Caught your book in the wild as a restaurant ornament. The music in the place fit the decor. Postino, Peoria, AZ.
February 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@harvilla.bsky.social Caught your book in the wild as a restaurant ornament. The music in the place fit the decor. Postino, Peoria, AZ.