Matthew B
@freebrainsurgery.bsky.social
Just a family man, past his prime, in Peoria, AZ. Get an education, please.
I was watching a few minutes of SNL, thought I'd check to see if anyone else enjoys Ashley Padilla.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I was watching a few minutes of SNL, thought I'd check to see if anyone else enjoys Ashley Padilla.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.
Idk, seems personal.
The Lions played poorly enough, at least on offense (outgaining the Eagles anyway), did we have to get the classic Lions screwjob? Seemed unnecessary.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Lions played poorly enough, at least on offense (outgaining the Eagles anyway), did we have to get the classic Lions screwjob? Seemed unnecessary.
I'd never read the Bible in its entirety, but if someone made a "visual audio book" that interrupted verses every 30-60 seconds with appropriately satirical Tim Robinson memes, I'd sit through it. I feel like he's produced enough bangers to go toe-to-toe with "The Word of God".
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I'd never read the Bible in its entirety, but if someone made a "visual audio book" that interrupted verses every 30-60 seconds with appropriately satirical Tim Robinson memes, I'd sit through it. I feel like he's produced enough bangers to go toe-to-toe with "The Word of God".
You know in old video games where you hold the button down and when you release the button, the laser shot is more powerful?
Mike Johnson: Sorry, that swearing-in is on hold.
Adelita Grijalva: Holding....
Mike Johnson: Sorry, that swearing-in is on hold.
Adelita Grijalva: Holding....
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You know in old video games where you hold the button down and when you release the button, the laser shot is more powerful?
Mike Johnson: Sorry, that swearing-in is on hold.
Adelita Grijalva: Holding....
Mike Johnson: Sorry, that swearing-in is on hold.
Adelita Grijalva: Holding....
Not a day goes by that someone with a large following on this app is begging people to go over to Twitter to see what's going on. Someone might say "that's not what they're doing". Oh yeah?! Then write me a better report than a screenshot and "Elon is in ruins". Don't make me do the fact finding.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not a day goes by that someone with a large following on this app is begging people to go over to Twitter to see what's going on. Someone might say "that's not what they're doing". Oh yeah?! Then write me a better report than a screenshot and "Elon is in ruins". Don't make me do the fact finding.
I'm a Lions fan, doesn't mean I deserve Trump hijacking a broadcast! I've been fucked every which way but sideways as a Lions fan. I don't deserve this!
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm a Lions fan, doesn't mean I deserve Trump hijacking a broadcast! I've been fucked every which way but sideways as a Lions fan. I don't deserve this!
Vilma just dropped a 67 in the Trump interview. Is it a sign?
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vilma just dropped a 67 in the Trump interview. Is it a sign?
FIFA is the most corrupt sports organization in the world (am I wrong?). Sucking Trump's dick isn't a surprise.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FIFA is the most corrupt sports organization in the world (am I wrong?). Sucking Trump's dick isn't a surprise.
Just saw Bugonia: Lots to say about neo-liberal elite garbage speak, personal trauma leaving people grasping at straws as to why their life sucks, the insanity of conspiracy theory, and the hopelessness of humanity.
Fun though!
Fun though!
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just saw Bugonia: Lots to say about neo-liberal elite garbage speak, personal trauma leaving people grasping at straws as to why their life sucks, the insanity of conspiracy theory, and the hopelessness of humanity.
Fun though!
Fun though!
I'll say it again. A PATHETIC loss by the Lions. Their biggest weaknesses were exposed and they exposed those weaknesses themselves. The main weakness? Third and long is death for them. The complete lack of even attempting to run the ball put the pass blocking on notice in 3rd and long.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'll say it again. A PATHETIC loss by the Lions. Their biggest weaknesses were exposed and they exposed those weaknesses themselves. The main weakness? Third and long is death for them. The complete lack of even attempting to run the ball put the pass blocking on notice in 3rd and long.
Just a shameful performance from the Lions today. Losing at home to a bad team isn't what a contender does.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just a shameful performance from the Lions today. Losing at home to a bad team isn't what a contender does.
That is the worst ground into a double play a chode has ever committed. #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That is the worst ground into a double play a chode has ever committed. #WorldSeries
This World Series, after 30 teams play 162 games and 3 levels of playoffs, is like going to the Middle East, collecting your own poppies, smuggling them into the US, and processing them so that you can put the sweetness of a 7 game series in your veins.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This World Series, after 30 teams play 162 games and 3 levels of playoffs, is like going to the Middle East, collecting your own poppies, smuggling them into the US, and processing them so that you can put the sweetness of a 7 game series in your veins.
If your name is "Bichette", your nickname should be Little Bich. If you hit a 3-run homer in game 7 of the World Series, you can own it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If your name is "Bichette", your nickname should be Little Bich. If you hit a 3-run homer in game 7 of the World Series, you can own it.
The only time I've used ChatGPT was to be personally entertained. Using it to do your work or figure out your life feels lazy, dishonest, and pathetic. Type a work email? No. Advice on my marriage? No. Hunter S. Thompson's hypothetical reporting on Game 3 of the 2025 World Series? Yes!
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The only time I've used ChatGPT was to be personally entertained. Using it to do your work or figure out your life feels lazy, dishonest, and pathetic. Type a work email? No. Advice on my marriage? No. Hunter S. Thompson's hypothetical reporting on Game 3 of the 2025 World Series? Yes!
Looks like the big hit on Fox Nation is watching meemaw and poppop getting scammed. That's ironic. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Looks like the big hit on Fox Nation is watching meemaw and poppop getting scammed. That's ironic. #WorldSeries
Sick 7 year old daughter, head buried in her tablet as I watch the World Series. Her face popped up when she heard the Dodgers organ player playing Golden (is that the name?) by The K-Pop Demon Hunter girls (Hunter/x?).
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sick 7 year old daughter, head buried in her tablet as I watch the World Series. Her face popped up when she heard the Dodgers organ player playing Golden (is that the name?) by The K-Pop Demon Hunter girls (Hunter/x?).
I know lots of people in sports media are awful, but Michael Wilbon is a washed, hyper-sensitive bitch. Throwing on PTI and seeing Kornheiser goad him into emotional tirades that birth poorly thought out takes is part entertainment, part cringe.
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I know lots of people in sports media are awful, but Michael Wilbon is a washed, hyper-sensitive bitch. Throwing on PTI and seeing Kornheiser goad him into emotional tirades that birth poorly thought out takes is part entertainment, part cringe.
I don't know who George Soros is. Does anyone?
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don't know who George Soros is. Does anyone?
The dummies are so disingenuous about "who are the mysterious people funding Antifa and paying these people to go to No Kings rallies?".
It takes 30 seconds to find that NoKings.org is registered at Go Daddy and hosted by Square Space.
Someone tell the cross-eyed nitwit from the FBI.
It takes 30 seconds to find that NoKings.org is registered at Go Daddy and hosted by Square Space.
Someone tell the cross-eyed nitwit from the FBI.
No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
NoKings.org
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The dummies are so disingenuous about "who are the mysterious people funding Antifa and paying these people to go to No Kings rallies?".
It takes 30 seconds to find that NoKings.org is registered at Go Daddy and hosted by Square Space.
Someone tell the cross-eyed nitwit from the FBI.
It takes 30 seconds to find that NoKings.org is registered at Go Daddy and hosted by Square Space.
Someone tell the cross-eyed nitwit from the FBI.
If FIFA weren't a bunch of whores, I'd believe there was a chance they could pull games out of the US during the World Cup due to President Monkeyscrotum's meddling and threats. More likely though, they'll take games away from Canada and Mexico.
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If FIFA weren't a bunch of whores, I'd believe there was a chance they could pull games out of the US during the World Cup due to President Monkeyscrotum's meddling and threats. More likely though, they'll take games away from Canada and Mexico.
AI isn't going to kill us all like the ridiculous Terminator fantasies people have. What it IS going to do is be fucking Dwight Schrute, assisting your "manager" (probably also AI) by suggesting how you can work harder and snitching with data regarding the length of your shit breaks. That's worse.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
AI isn't going to kill us all like the ridiculous Terminator fantasies people have. What it IS going to do is be fucking Dwight Schrute, assisting your "manager" (probably also AI) by suggesting how you can work harder and snitching with data regarding the length of your shit breaks. That's worse.
Every week they say "Jacory Croskey-Merritt... he likes to be called 'Bill'....", and then they proceed to call him Jacory all game.
Are these people like Joe Buck morons, or is there some sort of NFL rule saying he has to be called "Jacory"?
They showed the mfer in a custom made "Bill" t-shirt!
Are these people like Joe Buck morons, or is there some sort of NFL rule saying he has to be called "Jacory"?
They showed the mfer in a custom made "Bill" t-shirt!
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every week they say "Jacory Croskey-Merritt... he likes to be called 'Bill'....", and then they proceed to call him Jacory all game.
Are these people like Joe Buck morons, or is there some sort of NFL rule saying he has to be called "Jacory"?
They showed the mfer in a custom made "Bill" t-shirt!
Are these people like Joe Buck morons, or is there some sort of NFL rule saying he has to be called "Jacory"?
They showed the mfer in a custom made "Bill" t-shirt!
Say what you will about James Franklin, but at least he didn't spend a decade at Penn State covering up child sex crimes. That's a big W for Happy Valley.
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Say what you will about James Franklin, but at least he didn't spend a decade at Penn State covering up child sex crimes. That's a big W for Happy Valley.
Super bummer for the Tigers. The country is in a better place if the Tigers win. Food tastes better. Trump dies of an infected hemorrhoid. But good for the Nintendo Mariners.
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Super bummer for the Tigers. The country is in a better place if the Tigers win. Food tastes better. Trump dies of an infected hemorrhoid. But good for the Nintendo Mariners.