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oboogie.bsky.social
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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junlper.beer
usually a comment like this is interjection but we actually know with 100% certainty this is true and every rightwinger you could name are having meltdowns over it
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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brucedlittle.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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dialhforhagai.bsky.social
can't get up to have lunch because he's in my lap... he doesn't even know how hungry Iam
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
This is what David Ellison paid for:
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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yarwanaw.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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muellershewrote.com
If the photos are too gross to release, they need to be described.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Garcia: "Just last night we received about 95,000 photographs from the Epstein estate. We've gone through maybe about 25,000 of them so far ... we will continue to put out more photos in the days and weeks ahead."
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
A new study of the last 50 years of US pop music shows “a significant increase in stress-related language, alongside declines in positive sentiment and lyrical complexity.”
Societal crises disrupt long-term increases in stress, negativity, and simplicity in US Billboard song lyrics from 1973 to 2023 - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Societal crises disrupt long-term increases in stress, negativity, and simplicity in US Billboard song lyrics from 1973 to 2023
www.nature.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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sinnykitt.bsky.social
xugchciz
June 7, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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sinnykitt.bsky.social
cyborg bf
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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atrupar.com
Bennie Thompson on Noem: "Her arrival was short lived. She left in the middle of the hearing ostensibly to go to another meeting. We found that the meeting had been canceled, so she could've stayed. But nonetheless, we're not surprised, because this is who she is."
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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forbes.com
Peters is serving a nine-year prison sentence in Colorado after being convicted by a state court for tampering with voting machines.
Trump Says He’s Pardoned Tina Peters—Colorado Officials Say He Lacks Jurisdiction
Peters is serving a nine-year prison sentence in Colorado after being convicted by a state court for tampering with voting machines.
www.forbes.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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muellershewrote.com
Excellent. But again, do not trust MTG. She's not a good person. She's not welcome in my tent - even if she apologizes for and acknowledges her role in the insurrection. www.ms.now/news/marjori...
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s farewell gift to Mike Johnson: a longshot plot to oust him
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been gauging whether there's enough support among her GOP colleagues to remove Rep. Mike Johnson from the speakership.
www.ms.now
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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25hermit.bsky.social
the December 2025 patreon sketch dump is here on the $3 tier featuring part shuffling, big feet and... thought bubble tf? has a lot of @fairygirl.me, I had a bit of a doodling spree featuring her sona as a dick-neck recently. enjoy this sample!
www.patreon.com/posts/decemb...
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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atrupar.com
House Intel Chair Rick Crawford on why he doesn't want video of the second Sept 2 boat strike released: "What the trained eye can detect from these videos may reveal sources and methods that would imperil troops." (But releasing video of the first strike didn't?)
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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theonion.com
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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sockeyethesalmon.bsky.social
Commissions are officially open!!!

Snag yourself or a friend a sexy christmas gift!

5 slots open this month, email me at "ashthebatcomms@gmail.com" to secure a slot!
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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sockeyethesalmon.bsky.social
Oop
a reference sheet of my newest fursona, Donk the Donkey!
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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spacepupsilver.com
Todays kink is D-Rings.
The fantasy technology where you can place a metal ring around your limbs and either displace or disconnect the limb via portals, reducing you down to a wiggling fuck object.
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
A two panel comic showing a human rubber puppy laying on it's back, it has rings around their upper arms and thighs. Their arms are missing, only metal disks in place where they should be. The dog is trying to stroke it's cock using it's altex covered feet. The dogs arm stump is hovering above a remote control button, behind the dog is a yellow box labelled 'Acme D-Rings', a label reads: D-rings: Dimensional rings. In the second panel the dog has accidentall hit the button and now it's legs have also disappeared leaving them as a body with no limbs staring down at it's twitching cock.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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spacepupsilver.com
Buy the party pack of D-Rings so you can mix and match!
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NOTE: I drew this in January, I'm only just sharing it publicly now, my SubStar has a STUPID amount of unposted work on it
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
A 3 part illustration showing men playing with dimensional portal rings. Panel 1. A white twink in a jockstrap and sneakers has metal rings around his upper arms and thighs. Opposite him is a black twink also with the same metal rings. Between the two is a man in rubber holding a remote control. White twink: This isn't going to actually remove my limbs... right? Rubber man: D-rings don't destroy the limb, they just displace them using miniature portals. Panel 2. The rubber man has pushed the button and both the twinks have fallen to the ground as their limbs have detached, still twitchingn with life, but no longer connected directly to their bodies. | The white twink says: I feel shorter. He is wiggling one of his stump arms. The rubber man says: See! You can still feel and move your limbs, but they simply aren't 'attached' traditionally to you anymore. But that does give me an idea. Panel 3. The rubber man has plugged each of the twinks limbs into the other body. The white twink now has black limbs that are fondling his cock. Whilst the black twink is wriggling around as the white limbs frantically twitch around from the sexual pleasure the white body is feeling. The white twink says: Fuck. The rubber man says" This is hotter than I expected it to be. The black twink says: Dude, stop wriggling around so much. It's so hard to concentrate with your limbs flailing everywhere.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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spacepupsilver.com
If you don't want the sex dog running off with your cock, do not put a d-ring around your cock!
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
A two panel comic showing a man in latex sat on his ass, his legs and arms are missing, covered by metal plates, d-rings/portal rings. In front of him a rubber puppy is staring at the rubber fuck toys large dick. The second panel shows the dog has yanked the dick off the man as it too had a portal ring around it's base, and he is gently chewing on it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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spacepupsilver.com
A dog suit does not have a dick of their own.
That's why they need you to slide them onto your skin so they can borrow yours!
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
An erotic illustration showing a man wearing a rubber dog suit half way up his body, his legs coated in latex, whilst he grips his dick. Behind him the other half of the sentient dog suit is peeking over the mans shoulders whispering into his heads to 'zip me up'.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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spacepupsilver.com
Ways to play with a nutcracker:
Roast some nuts.
An erotic drawing of a man in a military garb to represent a nutcracker, his wrists and ties with rope to his thighs, he is not wearing pants. Next to him is a rubber puppy wearing oven mitts and holding a blow torch that is hearting up the nutcrackers testicles. The puppy sings: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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sockeyethesalmon.bsky.social
Here's a few of my sonas from the past
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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muellershewrote.com
Follow up: it doesn’t say it’s illegal to fire on incapacitated shipwrecked. It just says it’s illegal to fire on the shipwrecked. Where’d you get “incapacitated” and why are you such an asshole?
thebulwark.com The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 6d
Q: "The Pentagon's Law of War manual…says 'Orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal.' Given that, how was that follow up strike on the two survivors legal?"

Tom Cotton: "They were not incapacitated… They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat."
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM