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Fred Vasseur
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I’m not the real Fred Vasseur I’m just a huge fan of him and his vibe
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jonbois.bsky.social
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
22 Sep 2025
Heathcliff leaps from an egregariously high angle at a squirrel, standing next to a pile of acorns holding a sign that says "DEEZ NUTS". Two other squirrels watch, and one of them says "Never brag about your stash."
September 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
fredvasseur.bsky.social
Best example of this is Paul’s Extreme Sound Stretch. Used every time you see one of those “song slower 800%” videos
Paul’s Extreme Sound Stretch screenshot Justin Bieber song slowed down 800% and used as Blade Runner final scene soundtrack
September 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
fredvasseur.bsky.social
Heathcliff the orange cat and his father
July 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
fredvasseur.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
30 Jun 2025
Brody and Quint from Jaws stand on the back deck of their boat while Heathcliff happily sits in the water. Brody looks back at Quint and says "You're going to need a bigger boat."
June 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
17 Jun 2025
Heathcliff stands on the edge of a pier, with a carnival in the distance, complete with a hot dog restaurant. He throws two flowers into the ocean, looking out at the sea contemplatively. Iggy and a friend watch him, and Iggy says "A year ago, he dropped his hot dog."
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
Sergio Macedo, Voyage, 1981
February 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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heathcliffthecat.bsky.social
May 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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futuramasaturday.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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mickyde.bsky.social
"How's Micky D doing after the Oblivion showcase?"

Micky:
April 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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danhentschel.bsky.social
To be groovy - is a gift
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
29 Jan 2025
Heathcliff eats dinner as Grandma Nutmeg tells her friend "We hide his pills in his food." Heathcliff burps and then spits a pill directly at Grandma, hitting her square in the face.
January 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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futuramasaturday.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
fredvasseur.bsky.social
Lions win it all, you heard it here first
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
22 Dec 2024
For four consecutive panels, Heathcliff, in a green elf hat, dances, doing a long series of funky moves in a white void. As he bows, a voice from off screen says "Impressive", and it's revealed that he's standing in front of Santa, sitting on a big chair at a mall. Santa looks at him with contempt and says "... but you're still naughty." Kitty Korner says "Lola White-Sanborn of Larkspur, CA, says her cat 'Snicket' is hard to see in the dark, but yowls throughout the night!"
December 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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oblivionloading.bsky.social
You found The Skingrad Apple Store.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking up at two castle towers on the sides of an open portcullis. There is a guard standing off to the side, and it is a grey and rainy day.
December 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
18 Nov 2024
Heathcliff walks up to the fish market wearing an 1800s outfit, a peg leg, and a harpoon. One fish market says to the other, "Captain Ahab is back."
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
fredvasseur.bsky.social
Anyone listen to the new The Smile album? It's very good
October 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
fredvasseur.bsky.social
I'm not real
October 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM