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I hike, bike, serious Parks & Recreation volunteer. Reads books! 🚶🧪 Training. Service to others. Avocados! Vegan! 👽 ♥ Restores contaminated water ♥ Emerging infectious diseases. Rapid CBRN response. Embedded infrastructure C++ Signal Zero 24/7/365
LOL! I think we all knew where this was going :)

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THE NUN SLAYER | Omeleto Comedy
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November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thanks for your help, Paul!
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I like being bipolar. I can't stand it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I like how he makes Nazis fucking shit themselves in anger at how he mocks their low intelligence
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Paul has finally remarried! To a woman this time! She's still in prison for using a dating application to lure a man to a motel where she shot and robbed him, but she's changed!

Congrats, Paul, and thank you for inviting me to the prison release party! I assume the nuptials will be in doors :)
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My youngest son works for Ford Motors and says it is an insanely difficult effort. My son used to strip down cars literally to the hull, everything out, all fittings, down to the paint, then rebuilt them for, annoyingly, mountain road racing with others who bought and sold ultra light cars :)
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
:) I need to get an MP3 copy for my car stereo. He joined The Greysons and did "Baker Street" which has a very good saxaphone and a very good flute.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Paul took the demon out for a shopping trip! They got ice cream
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
:) The military made a man out of him :)
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Incest is quicker than typical inbreeding, when one is trying for the world record in genetic damage within, it looks like maybe, three generations!

We have a Presidential Candidate, people! Alfred Paul Neuman for President!
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
:) The West Fork Conservancy is defunct! :) The accumulation of human dung and trash was bad, but the USFS's abject "fuck you" attitude and incompetence as employee counts dropped away to near zero made the volunteers realize that the District is run by smelly, stupid baboon! :)
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
:) This is the way a _lot_ of #hikers are treated in the real world :) Pass through hikers, long distance hikers, they talk about "locals" who get annoyed at them walking along roads or through camp grounds or through stores stocking up, dirty, covered in dirt, unwashed, this is accurate :)
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Republicans, wanting to eliminate the legal age because all of their leaders rape kids. Something like 11 Republican third world Red States are trying to eliminate age limits, allowing "the parents to make the decision" -- allowing Christian Republicans to sell their children to Republican men
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey! Paul, you are on the latest cover of MAD Magazine!
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
:) Speaking of wealthy people. :) Nobody is worth 70 million USD a year, it's insane. While teachers around the world are paid less than a living wage
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
:) I'm amazed that people watch such shit, that billions of people can watch television or these idiot cookie-cutter shows, sit down and turn their brains off
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM