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@fredhikes.bsky.social
I hike, bike, serious Parks & Recreation volunteer. Reads books! 🚶🧪 Training. Service to others. Avocados! Vegan! 👽 ♥ Restores contaminated water ♥ Emerging infectious diseases. Rapid CBRN response. Embedded infrastructure C++ Signal Zero 24/7/365
Ugh, freakish death cult iconography at the physician's office, a place of science catering to the stupid. Pandering occult delusions to the ignorant uneducated rabble. Yikes
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thank you for that, Paul! Hold on while I get rid of some old beer...
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"What's the difference between art and pornography?"

"Nobody's ever yelled at me for watching art on the bus."
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The UPS cargo plane crash had cracks in engine mount. The engine was ripped off of the plane apparently due to metal fatigue and lack of inspections detecting the cracks. 14 dead and $ millions in damage
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This morning's volunteer work: Cleaning up pumpkins people dump in the forest thinking that wild animals will eat them, usually because they see people on the Internet dumping them thinking it's a good way to recycle them. Our deer do not eat them, would damage intestines so they get sick or die
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thank you, everyone, for helping to warm up my chili peppers!
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We pulled Paul from the river -- and then placed him under arrest. Again.
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Paul forgot the peppers!

(It was an accident)
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I got myself arrested. I give this motel 1 star because the web site won't let me give it zero stars. Do not recommend
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
1994, batter hit to Blue Jay third baseman, he threw to home and hit the runner's head :) The first base Blue Jay was slow to pick up the ball so a second runner came home. When first base finally picked up the ball, he threw it in to the dugout and a third enemy scored :)

@clover4all.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@clover4all.bsky.social Speaking of Canada, the Toronto Blue Jays, and Baseball! :) This is Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda getting knocked off his feet by a shattered baseball bat :) San Fran Giants Barry Bonds brought out a chest protector and tried to put it on Lasorda :)
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
He's the one with the learnin'!
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Newt apartment now with two levels. While cleaning out the #hiking trail, creek flow, and newt pool, a second pool was added below the first and some further isolation from the hiking tread was done.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Before and after of the newt habitat on Pavil Canyon Trail being cleaned up. The pool for newts was cleaned out and a second pool below was added.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Before and after, cleaning up the newt habitat where rock, dirt, and tree limbs have continued to come down. The #hiking path as well as the creek needed to be cleaned out.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The day of the squirrel is upon us! Rise up, ye oppressed rodents! Rise up and throw off your shackles! Burn the fuckers down! Earth First! EARTH FIRST!
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I gave Paul a ride last evening

I was not murdered

Not this time
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I prefer goats :)
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Get outdoors, people! Do it while you're young. Tomorrow never comes. "Some day" never comes. The time to get outdoors and DO THING is now. Today.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is neat! Once GAI takes over this will pretty much be the end of all of us. Almost all of us.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Race Bannon must have been in a terrible accident since his left hand is on backwards!
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"I bought a gun!"

"Bought it or brought it."

"Bought it!"

"Well then that's okay, 'cause there would have been a problem if you had brought it."

"I meant I brought it!" <whips out gun>

"Is he serious? Did he really poison us all?"

"What brother doesn't hate the man fucking is sister, right!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Thanksgiving at Paul's house :)

From the Omeleto short video "Supper"

@pabuehler.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I told @pabuehler.bsky.social that I was NOT going back to jail, not again! Gave him my middle finger while retaining full control of my lawn mower
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM