Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad
@fredandposy.bsky.social
Two rescue greyhounds in search of snacks and justice. Watched over by Fred and Posy. #SkyHounds
I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore
“Why is your horse upside down?” so rude
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Why is your horse upside down?” so rude
Double storey sulking
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Double storey sulking
Oh you did and mum is very happy (shamefully she forgot). I stole a bag of pikelets and wrapped myself up like a taco in tribute
August 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Oh you did and mum is very happy (shamefully she forgot). I stole a bag of pikelets and wrapped myself up like a taco in tribute
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
July 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
July 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
July 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.
New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!
June 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!
We do not share your eagerness to get home mother
June 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We do not share your eagerness to get home mother
It’s fine!
Derek: it is not fine
Derek: it is not fine
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s fine!
Derek: it is not fine
Derek: it is not fine