Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad
@fredandposy.bsky.social
Two rescue greyhounds in search of snacks and justice. Watched over by Fred and Posy. #SkyHounds
Ahahahahha Derek DISGRACED himself this morning! We had a random greyhound encounter and Derek engaged in some highly inappropriate non consensual behaviour with the other hound. Who, to be fair did not seem to mind, but even so! It wasn’t me!
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Ahahahahha Derek DISGRACED himself this morning! We had a random greyhound encounter and Derek engaged in some highly inappropriate non consensual behaviour with the other hound. Who, to be fair did not seem to mind, but even so! It wasn’t me!
I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore
“Why is your horse upside down?” so rude
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Why is your horse upside down?” so rude
Hello our mum has been very slack. She feels bad! However she says she has been “going through some stuff”. Unacceptable. Hello to all our friends we have missed you!
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hello our mum has been very slack. She feels bad! However she says she has been “going through some stuff”. Unacceptable. Hello to all our friends we have missed you!
One of us is making very bad smells
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One of us is making very bad smells
Double storey sulking
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Double storey sulking
Oh you did and mum is very happy (shamefully she forgot). I stole a bag of pikelets and wrapped myself up like a taco in tribute
August 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Oh you did and mum is very happy (shamefully she forgot). I stole a bag of pikelets and wrapped myself up like a taco in tribute
Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
July 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
July 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
July 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.
New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!
June 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!
We do not share your eagerness to get home mother
June 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We do not share your eagerness to get home mother
HELLO WE WOULD LIKE TO COME
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
June 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
HELLO WE WOULD LIKE TO COME
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
Me being escorted away from Derek’s breakfast bowl
June 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me being escorted away from Derek’s breakfast bowl
It’s fine!
Derek: it is not fine
Derek: it is not fine
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s fine!
Derek: it is not fine
Derek: it is not fine
Bruises acquired in efforts to not crush hounds with mattress avalanche
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Bruises acquired in efforts to not crush hounds with mattress avalanche
Then she accidentally dropped a mattress on Derek but he didn’t notice!
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Then she accidentally dropped a mattress on Derek but he didn’t notice!
She says it wasn’t for us, she was stacking them so that she could haul the best one over the balcony for Lesser Teen’s room but that’s not right surely.
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
She says it wasn’t for us, she was stacking them so that she could haul the best one over the balcony for Lesser Teen’s room but that’s not right surely.
Mum got us our own street mattress stack!
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Mum got us our own street mattress stack!