Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad
@fredandposy.bsky.social
Two rescue greyhounds in search of snacks and justice. Watched over by Fred and Posy. #SkyHounds
Existential dread or starvation?
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Existential dread or starvation?
Huge excitement in Casa DelBlosso! We were on on our morning walk & a strange man said “do you want to buy a car” so of course we hopped straight in and demanded a lift home. AND THEN MUM BOUGHT THE CAR. SHE BOUGHT US A CAR. I wasn’t allowed to drive which was annoying but EVEN SO GREYT DAY
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Huge excitement in Casa DelBlosso! We were on on our morning walk & a strange man said “do you want to buy a car” so of course we hopped straight in and demanded a lift home. AND THEN MUM BOUGHT THE CAR. SHE BOUGHT US A CAR. I wasn’t allowed to drive which was annoying but EVEN SO GREYT DAY
There was a smorgasbord and we were dragged away. DRAGGED! so unfair.
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
There was a smorgasbord and we were dragged away. DRAGGED! so unfair.
Yes I had a great nights sleep thanks for asking
January 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Yes I had a great nights sleep thanks for asking
discreet little borp I don’t think anyone noticed
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
discreet little borp I don’t think anyone noticed
A few pre-walk zoomies to make sure I’m ready for my mid-walk nap
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
A few pre-walk zoomies to make sure I’m ready for my mid-walk nap
It’s a mum puts a cold towel on you so you look like a complete tit kind of day. It’s also my 8th birthday so I can’t be too mad
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
It’s a mum puts a cold towel on you so you look like a complete tit kind of day. It’s also my 8th birthday so I can’t be too mad
Pretending to be dedd so I don’t have to talk to anyone
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Pretending to be dedd so I don’t have to talk to anyone
@bluenial.bsky.social fank you so much for our AMAZING crispmouse parcel! We are so excited to have proper passports & to be Geordies! Everyone loved the ginger biscuits including us & we did lots of cronching of goose treats & I hogged the toys but then Blossie stole the lion. Best frens 4 lyfe!
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
@bluenial.bsky.social fank you so much for our AMAZING crispmouse parcel! We are so excited to have proper passports & to be Geordies! Everyone loved the ginger biscuits including us & we did lots of cronching of goose treats & I hogged the toys but then Blossie stole the lion. Best frens 4 lyfe!
Yeah I’m not posing for your stupid crispmouse photo without treats
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yeah I’m not posing for your stupid crispmouse photo without treats
Every day I dance with death!
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Every day I dance with death!
It’s a great day for martyrdom
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s a great day for martyrdom
Ahahahahha Derek DISGRACED himself this morning! We had a random greyhound encounter and Derek engaged in some highly inappropriate non consensual behaviour with the other hound. Who, to be fair did not seem to mind, but even so! It wasn’t me!
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Ahahahahha Derek DISGRACED himself this morning! We had a random greyhound encounter and Derek engaged in some highly inappropriate non consensual behaviour with the other hound. Who, to be fair did not seem to mind, but even so! It wasn’t me!
I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore
“Why is your horse upside down?” so rude
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Why is your horse upside down?” so rude
Hello our mum has been very slack. She feels bad! However she says she has been “going through some stuff”. Unacceptable. Hello to all our friends we have missed you!
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hello our mum has been very slack. She feels bad! However she says she has been “going through some stuff”. Unacceptable. Hello to all our friends we have missed you!
One of us is making very bad smells
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One of us is making very bad smells
Double storey sulking
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Double storey sulking
Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
July 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
July 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
July 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!