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"Meaningless to heaven, and of no interest to hell." | literary translator | feral philosopher | becoming inimical | Fulbright Scholar 🇵🇱 2001-02 | FLAS Fellow 🇺🇦 2000 | BDS | LGBTQIA+
Now she's a crayfish?!?!
a dog in a fish costume walking down a sidewalk
ALT: a dog in a fish costume walking down a sidewalk
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November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Now she's a crayfish?!?!
Sounds more flounder than catfish. Regardless, throw her back.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sounds more flounder than catfish. Regardless, throw her back.
Dating someone who can clean up a murder:
Pros—can clean up a murder
Cons—can clean up a murder
Pros—can clean up a murder
Cons—can clean up a murder
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Dating someone who can clean up a murder:
Pros—can clean up a murder
Cons—can clean up a murder
Pros—can clean up a murder
Cons—can clean up a murder
Thinking about you (or really anyone) reading Hegel makes me sad.
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thinking about you (or really anyone) reading Hegel makes me sad.
And both of them are insufferable.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And both of them are insufferable.
Thanks for this recommendation. Watched it last night. Made me want to re/read all of Golding’s novels.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Thanks for this recommendation. Watched it last night. Made me want to re/read all of Golding’s novels.
They kept calling you "Your Majesty," which seemed correct.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
They kept calling you "Your Majesty," which seemed correct.
Nobody wanted to be Lowell unless we were also playing out scenes from McLean Hospital, where all three poets had been patients albeit at different times. That didn't stop our little imaginations from running wild, creating scenarios of the three meeting in the psych ward!
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nobody wanted to be Lowell unless we were also playing out scenes from McLean Hospital, where all three poets had been patients albeit at different times. That didn't stop our little imaginations from running wild, creating scenarios of the three meeting in the psych ward!
When I was a child of about 6 or 8 my pals and I would play make-believe. Our most common scene was Lowell's 1959 writing seminar at Boston U. Me and the neighbor kids would fight over who would get to be Plath, who would get to be Sexton.
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When I was a child of about 6 or 8 my pals and I would play make-believe. Our most common scene was Lowell's 1959 writing seminar at Boston U. Me and the neighbor kids would fight over who would get to be Plath, who would get to be Sexton.
Big “Little Nico” energy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Big “Little Nico” energy.