Frank Garrett
@frankgarrett.online
"Meaningless to heaven, and of no interest to hell." | literary translator | feral philosopher | becoming inimical | Fulbright Scholar 🇵🇱 2001-02 | FLAS Fellow 🇺🇦 2000 | BDS | LGBTQIA+
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Frank Garrett
@frankgarrett.online
· Jul 5
Nobody in graduate school warned you that “the long 19th century” just meant we’d still be doing race science and miasma theory well into the 21st century.
I’m sorry for your loss.
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I’m sorry for your loss.
A lot of fucking randos on this website sure thought that “you” somehow included them. No, let me be clear: “you” only ever means the people I follow and have meaningful interactions with. It never means some rando on the internet who wrote a book about Jeebus.
If you wrote a book in the past 5-10 years, then chances are I bought a copy. Chances are also quite good that I haven’t had time to read it yet bc 🌪️.
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
A lot of fucking randos on this website sure thought that “you” somehow included them. No, let me be clear: “you” only ever means the people I follow and have meaningful interactions with. It never means some rando on the internet who wrote a book about Jeebus.
My only complaint about the halftime show was that BB didn’t throw a roll of paper towels toward the camera at the end while sneering, “Catch this, pendejo.”
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
My only complaint about the halftime show was that BB didn’t throw a roll of paper towels toward the camera at the end while sneering, “Catch this, pendejo.”
I’m well into my MRI era: each new year, a new body part.
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I’m well into my MRI era: each new year, a new body part.
I will henceforth only refer to you by your #hornirific title.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I will henceforth only refer to you by your #hornirific title.
I'm just here for "beaver blind date" discourse.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I'm just here for "beaver blind date" discourse.
Nothing hornier than a ballsy take like that. #swoon #subscribe (I'm not sure I've used both my typical hashtags together before!)
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Nothing hornier than a ballsy take like that. #swoon #subscribe (I'm not sure I've used both my typical hashtags together before!)
Bad Bunny shouting "Ama sin miedo," but sure, Jan, the halftime show wasn't political.
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Bad Bunny shouting "Ama sin miedo," but sure, Jan, the halftime show wasn't political.
Early birthday present…
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Early birthday present…
But this morning I cracked open this juggernaut by @minxmarple.bsky.social and immediately questioned everything I ever read before, including my own ability to read. I’ve already started putting exclamations in the margins.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
But this morning I cracked open this juggernaut by @minxmarple.bsky.social and immediately questioned everything I ever read before, including my own ability to read. I’ve already started putting exclamations in the margins.
If you wrote a book in the past 5-10 years, then chances are I bought a copy. Chances are also quite good that I haven’t had time to read it yet bc 🌪️.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If you wrote a book in the past 5-10 years, then chances are I bought a copy. Chances are also quite good that I haven’t had time to read it yet bc 🌪️.
Be the big bad wolf you wish to see in the world.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Be the big bad wolf you wish to see in the world.
But if you are reading “a boring book,” why? WHY???
Might I suggest:
a different book.
And if you’re writing a review of “a boring book,” then your opinion doesn’t matter. Shut up and do your job, which is REVIEW.
Might I suggest:
a different book.
And if you’re writing a review of “a boring book,” then your opinion doesn’t matter. Shut up and do your job, which is REVIEW.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
But if you are reading “a boring book,” why? WHY???
Might I suggest:
a different book.
And if you’re writing a review of “a boring book,” then your opinion doesn’t matter. Shut up and do your job, which is REVIEW.
Might I suggest:
a different book.
And if you’re writing a review of “a boring book,” then your opinion doesn’t matter. Shut up and do your job, which is REVIEW.
What if there are no boring books, only boring readers?
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
What if there are no boring books, only boring readers?
Ah … wish I could make this. 🤎🪡💙
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Ah … wish I could make this. 🤎🪡💙
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Are there any classic illustrations, drawings, paintings, etc. of Exodus 33:22-23 (Moses in the cleft of the rock)?
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Are there any classic illustrations, drawings, paintings, etc. of Exodus 33:22-23 (Moses in the cleft of the rock)?
I laughed in the depths of my soul when I read: “the ethnic group Poles hate the most is Poles.”
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I laughed in the depths of my soul when I read: “the ethnic group Poles hate the most is Poles.”
Been listening to the droning minimalism of Hildur Guðnadóttir's "Fólk fær andlit" by Kronos Quartet for the past few hours: kronosquartet.bandcamp.com/track/folk-f...
Folk fær andlit, by Kronos Quartet
from the album Forgive Us For
kronosquartet.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Been listening to the droning minimalism of Hildur Guðnadóttir's "Fólk fær andlit" by Kronos Quartet for the past few hours: kronosquartet.bandcamp.com/track/folk-f...
Basic Foucault: we’re all nodes of power.
trans ppl making billionaires publicly crash out by merely existing is honestly so major. huge W for trans ppl
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Basic Foucault: we’re all nodes of power.
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NEW MUSIC ALERT! We are releasing a new single next Friday 13th! It’s our own house remix of the track ‘Multi-coloured Skies’ from the album ‘Happiness by Design’. Presave link ffm.to/multicoloure... 🕺🪩
#newsingle #newrelease #rearwindowmusic #housemusic #electrohouse #funkyhouse #multicolouredskies
#newsingle #newrelease #rearwindowmusic #housemusic #electrohouse #funkyhouse #multicolouredskies
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
NEW MUSIC ALERT! We are releasing a new single next Friday 13th! It’s our own house remix of the track ‘Multi-coloured Skies’ from the album ‘Happiness by Design’. Presave link ffm.to/multicoloure... 🕺🪩
#newsingle #newrelease #rearwindowmusic #housemusic #electrohouse #funkyhouse #multicolouredskies
#newsingle #newrelease #rearwindowmusic #housemusic #electrohouse #funkyhouse #multicolouredskies
Like literally, e.g.: I crashed into Joseph Gordon-Levitt and almost knocked him down.
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Like literally, e.g.: I crashed into Joseph Gordon-Levitt and almost knocked him down.
At least for them.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
At least for them.
All of my celebrity encounters have been high impact.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
All of my celebrity encounters have been high impact.
Def top left. Classic.
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Def top left. Classic.