Frank Black
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This will make you feel old. The kids from Stranger Things are now the same age as Winona Ryder in the first season of Strangers Things
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This will make you feel old. The kids from Stranger Things are now the same age as Winona Ryder in the first season of Strangers Things
My spotify wrapped (please don't tell Kim. Thx).
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My spotify wrapped (please don't tell Kim. Thx).
Maybe 2026 will be the year that Apple finally comes clean and admits that the iPod was actually named after The Breeder's seminal 1990 album Pod.
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Maybe 2026 will be the year that Apple finally comes clean and admits that the iPod was actually named after The Breeder's seminal 1990 album Pod.
Reposted by Frank Black
Reposted by Frank Black
Unlike Enron, The Pixies do not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Unlike Enron, The Pixies do not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue.
More like DEAD Cheney, amirite?
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
More like DEAD Cheney, amirite?
Bad news for PalanQueer, the internal LGBTQ+ support group. Yes, that is a real thing and not a joke. The reason I know this is because the real identity of Crackity Jones is Peter Thiel.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Bad news for PalanQueer, the internal LGBTQ+ support group. Yes, that is a real thing and not a joke. The reason I know this is because the real identity of Crackity Jones is Peter Thiel.
I'm not sure why they still get to be hallowed when they haven't had a new studio release in 18 years. I've released five albums in that time! But sure. Hallow them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm not sure why they still get to be hallowed when they haven't had a new studio release in 18 years. I've released five albums in that time! But sure. Hallow them.
I know lots of folks are wondering: yes, I did in fact write this song. This wasn't the result of an AI prompt to "make a song that feels like if the 90s was tepid and gutless". Everything here is above board and I assume I am credited on the album for my contributions.
Taylor Swift - Actually Romantic (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I know lots of folks are wondering: yes, I did in fact write this song. This wasn't the result of an AI prompt to "make a song that feels like if the 90s was tepid and gutless". Everything here is above board and I assume I am credited on the album for my contributions.
Frank Black emceeing the Devil's sixth birthday party
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Frank Black emceeing the Devil's sixth birthday party
In hindsight, those cold dead eyes, emotionless expression, and penchant for "barbecuing" "meat" that "definitely" "isn't human ha ha ha" should have tipped us off.
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In hindsight, those cold dead eyes, emotionless expression, and penchant for "barbecuing" "meat" that "definitely" "isn't human ha ha ha" should have tipped us off.
Uh guys, does anybody know how The Zodiac Killer got his hands on a pair of Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses in 1969?
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Uh guys, does anybody know how The Zodiac Killer got his hands on a pair of Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses in 1969?
Frank Black when an underwater guy gets killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey (also: the underwater guy controlled the sea)
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Frank Black when an underwater guy gets killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey (also: the underwater guy controlled the sea)
"I'm Frankenstein, my special weakness is fire"
Buddy, let me tell you about a little place called San Fransisco. You ain't special.
Buddy, let me tell you about a little place called San Fransisco. You ain't special.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"I'm Frankenstein, my special weakness is fire"
Buddy, let me tell you about a little place called San Fransisco. You ain't special.
Buddy, let me tell you about a little place called San Fransisco. You ain't special.
Frank Black when there's 6 people who want to play Mario Kart but there's only 4 controllers.
July 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Frank Black when there's 6 people who want to play Mario Kart but there's only 4 controllers.
It's crazy that the entire city of LA seems to hate their hockey team as much as I, Frank Black, do. Sad day for Will Ferrell.
June 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's crazy that the entire city of LA seems to hate their hockey team as much as I, Frank Black, do. Sad day for Will Ferrell.
Probably the time I started a band with Joey Santiago in 1986, made 9 studio albums with him, featured him on my 6 solo albums, and played over 1400 live shows together.
Still kicking myself for not asking for a selfie!
Still kicking myself for not asking for a selfie!
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Probably the time I started a band with Joey Santiago in 1986, made 9 studio albums with him, featured him on my 6 solo albums, and played over 1400 live shows together.
Still kicking myself for not asking for a selfie!
Still kicking myself for not asking for a selfie!
I had no idea that BNL song was about a real guy.
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I had no idea that BNL song was about a real guy.
Frank Black having just noticed that someone pooped in the community pool
March 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Frank Black having just noticed that someone pooped in the community pool
Frank Black trying to get picked as the audience participant at a magic show.
March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Frank Black trying to get picked as the audience participant at a magic show.
Frank Black in any American city other than DC
March 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Frank Black in any American city other than DC
Frank Black going through customs on a business trip
March 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Frank Black going through customs on a business trip