Frank Blank
@frank8465.bsky.social
🌽 I write code 🌽
♾️🌻🎮📚🍿💻🇲🇹
Seattle, WA; ex-NYC
he/him (court eunuch 🟣) 30+
has been known as "a superposition of god, satan, and the family dog"
♾️🌻🎮📚🍿💻🇲🇹
Seattle, WA; ex-NYC
he/him (court eunuch 🟣) 30+
has been known as "a superposition of god, satan, and the family dog"
ALSO, 🌞 PRAISES YOU!
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
ALSO, 🌞 PRAISES YOU!
be honest, what was harder, ornstein and smough, or the Anor Londo Archery Club?
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
be honest, what was harder, ornstein and smough, or the Anor Londo Archery Club?
palate cleanser: 7 Days in Hell with Andy Samberg and Kit Harrington
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
palate cleanser: 7 Days in Hell with Andy Samberg and Kit Harrington
We hope you like it, Jenny.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We hope you like it, Jenny.
It doesn't just curb your appetite; it fixes what is fundamentally wrong with the metabolism in larger people.
Feeling energy from food was an extremely shocking development as well.
Feeling energy from food was an extremely shocking development as well.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It doesn't just curb your appetite; it fixes what is fundamentally wrong with the metabolism in larger people.
Feeling energy from food was an extremely shocking development as well.
Feeling energy from food was an extremely shocking development as well.
seconded - nothing will convince you faster that being fat isn't a decision than a week on a glp-1 (and suddenly finding yourself eating as much as a normal person and actually deriving energy from food)
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
seconded - nothing will convince you faster that being fat isn't a decision than a week on a glp-1 (and suddenly finding yourself eating as much as a normal person and actually deriving energy from food)
fuck I would totally watch a sequel to being john malkovich called being alan cummings
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
fuck I would totally watch a sequel to being john malkovich called being alan cummings
Beanflicker
Septabussy
CummingEye (it's literally just goldeneye but everyone else is Alan Cummings except boris, who's wayne knight somehow)
A View to More Grace Jones
For His Ass Only
Septabussy
CummingEye (it's literally just goldeneye but everyone else is Alan Cummings except boris, who's wayne knight somehow)
A View to More Grace Jones
For His Ass Only
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Beanflicker
Septabussy
CummingEye (it's literally just goldeneye but everyone else is Alan Cummings except boris, who's wayne knight somehow)
A View to More Grace Jones
For His Ass Only
Septabussy
CummingEye (it's literally just goldeneye but everyone else is Alan Cummings except boris, who's wayne knight somehow)
A View to More Grace Jones
For His Ass Only
(tfw pushed upstream)
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
(tfw pushed upstream)
turn them into suppositories
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
turn them into suppositories
(he seems sweet!)
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
(he seems sweet!)
.... do you think jiub is a snuggler?
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
.... do you think jiub is a snuggler?
ionno i've been drinking and smoking tonight, l'll get back to you in 5-6 hours gnite
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
ionno i've been drinking and smoking tonight, l'll get back to you in 5-6 hours gnite
either way, I'm sorry, my good dude. That sucks. You don't deserve that.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
either way, I'm sorry, my good dude. That sucks. You don't deserve that.
are you on glp meds?
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
are you on glp meds?
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@gock is this true
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
@gock is this true
/srs if this bit was unintentional, no, no it wasn't.
if slapstick can sometimes be accidental and valid, so should this.
This has brought me joy. Genuinely, thank you.
/endsrs
if slapstick can sometimes be accidental and valid, so should this.
This has brought me joy. Genuinely, thank you.
/endsrs
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
/srs if this bit was unintentional, no, no it wasn't.
if slapstick can sometimes be accidental and valid, so should this.
This has brought me joy. Genuinely, thank you.
/endsrs
if slapstick can sometimes be accidental and valid, so should this.
This has brought me joy. Genuinely, thank you.
/endsrs
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Revealed preferences suggest that being able to say slurs at the office and grope junior employees was more valuable to them than macroeconomic stability. Perhaps cooking your brain in culture war sludge all day isn’t good for the quarterly earnings report!
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Revealed preferences suggest that being able to say slurs at the office and grope junior employees was more valuable to them than macroeconomic stability. Perhaps cooking your brain in culture war sludge all day isn’t good for the quarterly earnings report!