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francis wolf
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this is the fair compromise. he can have the peace prize but only for doing the covid vaccine
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
trying to get my 10th grade english class of inner city gang members and dangerous loners to care about the world series by explaining that the dodgers are like kendrick lamar and the blue jays are drake. i’m immediately pelted with rocks and slip into a permanent coma
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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you don’t need to bring your dog to the grocery store
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
you don’t need to bring your dog to the grocery store
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
shut the fuck up
Leave your Palestinian flags at home on Saturday. Leave ALL your personal policy demands at home. Saturday is about one thing only: Defending democracy & the rule of law. No fucking kings in America. That’s it. That’s our ONLY message. My #NoKings rant.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...
Leave Your Palestinian Flags at Home on Saturday
And anything else that isn't directly related to saving American democracy
open.substack.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
do women like men who buy their pants at home depot?
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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again, what is driving them insane is that winning 49.5% of the vote in a close election has not granted them total dominion over american life and culture. the idea that life might go on more or less as before. that we might enjoy a bite to eat and ball our special someone tonight offends fhem
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
found a guy
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
all three million of those followers have killed themselves
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
women don’t like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
azealia banks met the average israeli
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
is there a song better than the grateful dead’s st. stephen?

probably. there are a lot of songs and i haven’t heard them all but st. stephen is a really good one
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
beautiful editor’s note
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i got a glock in my rari
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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i see the VP's full on backing of the hitlerite group chat as showing the GOP understands that their power in large part flows from their unified front. meanwhile the democrats continue to attack their left and progressive members. not a surprise the GOP keeps running circles around them
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
you know what would be really funny
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
she just yelled at me for not petting her
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
everything’s computer
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
accidentally sent a slow motion nut video to the work group chat 😖
October 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
twitter sucks. maybe i should hang out here more
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
it’s so easy to make people mad here i love it
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
May 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
today’s beans
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM