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Pope Francis II
@francisgasparini.bsky.social
Writer, reader, gardener. Having a good time.

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I don’t much care for any biopic but I’m struggling to put into words how little I’m interested in a Neil Diamond biopic
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
whenever I hear Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree I imagine it being sung by Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS:

“You VILL get a sentimental feelink”
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
thank you for noticing me

can I admit I have a crush on you
@francisgasparini.bsky.social has swears! They've used 522 profanities in their last 6,559 posts.

🥇 "shit" (116 times)
🥈 "damn" (55 times)
🥉 "fuck" (52 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I feel like @profanity.accountant is ghosting me
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
what the fuck is this football/paramilitary video game
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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ME: if you see a bear you’re supposed to play dead

WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The Long-Nosed Horned Frog, also known as the Malayan Leaf Frog is a species of frog restricted to the Rainforest areas of southern Thailand and Peninsular Malaysia to Singapore, Sumatra and Borneo.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
sleep apnea treatment commercial followed by booze commercial
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
IDEA: you can block content on streaming apps. EG Mel Gibson
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Irish people not drunk enough” goodness what have we become
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I’m not a woman but I feel certain no one wants to normalizing me farting. Common reactions include dirty looks, “ewww,” and “expect to hear from my lawyer”
I’d be honored

Normalize Women farting
Prevent stomach aches 😝
#Mm
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The halftime show on the HI-WY game not doing much to convince me this is not HS football
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
crazy alternate history: the Dumont TV network survives. Everything is the same, just more bad TV shows
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The Hawai’i-Wyoming game which is on I guess the Dumont network had a commercial for the ACLU. who do they think is watching this
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
OK, a lot of people I follow and respect have convinced me that “AI” has utility in some areas. I’m still implacably opposed to AI “writing” or “art”
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Watching Hawai’i-Wyoming to pass the time and the production is on the level of a HS championship game I checked on earlier
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
@famousartthief.bsky.social sorry for your loss but lol at the announcer saying with 41 seconds left “still a three score game”
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Don't forget to spread some love
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
two point conversion by USC there was just a straight fuck you
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
@famousartthief.bsky.social who’s the blond german terrorist on the UCLA sideline
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
he’s gonna sell you some swampland
William H. Fox, Jr. (1926)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Fox, a real estate agent based in the Everglades region of Florida, has returned to visit his parents at 4616 Pleasant Ave.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Misty View is blocking me??? she gave me an invite code back when!
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM