Nathanael Silver
@fozzymandias.bsky.social
Politics/History/Supplements expert.
Couldn’t get over the hump at my new job. Too many people bringing their problems to work. I was just trying to keep my head down and make camel milk yogurt but my coworkers made it a drama dairy🤷🏽♂️ #LunchPun
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Couldn’t get over the hump at my new job. Too many people bringing their problems to work. I was just trying to keep my head down and make camel milk yogurt but my coworkers made it a drama dairy🤷🏽♂️ #LunchPun
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
If a grizzled sea captain named Ahab moans on about some watery obsession to the point it becomes a sort of relaxing background noise and helps you get to sleep is it a white wail?
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If a grizzled sea captain named Ahab moans on about some watery obsession to the point it becomes a sort of relaxing background noise and helps you get to sleep is it a white wail?
My Rush cover band is taking the unusual step of releasing an original concept album about the existence of alien bases hidden deep in the earth's oceans. It's called Greys Under Pressure. #LunchPun
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My Rush cover band is taking the unusual step of releasing an original concept album about the existence of alien bases hidden deep in the earth's oceans. It's called Greys Under Pressure. #LunchPun
23 rednecks in in a clown truck
sipping on ball jars, giving a fuck
blowing through stop signs, squealing the tires
lighting their pipes with portable fires
23 rednecks, all of one mind
not to ignore, what they may find
going the long way, shaking the pigs
all incognito in glasses and wigs
sipping on ball jars, giving a fuck
blowing through stop signs, squealing the tires
lighting their pipes with portable fires
23 rednecks, all of one mind
not to ignore, what they may find
going the long way, shaking the pigs
all incognito in glasses and wigs
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
23 rednecks in in a clown truck
sipping on ball jars, giving a fuck
blowing through stop signs, squealing the tires
lighting their pipes with portable fires
23 rednecks, all of one mind
not to ignore, what they may find
going the long way, shaking the pigs
all incognito in glasses and wigs
sipping on ball jars, giving a fuck
blowing through stop signs, squealing the tires
lighting their pipes with portable fires
23 rednecks, all of one mind
not to ignore, what they may find
going the long way, shaking the pigs
all incognito in glasses and wigs
Rant in the place that you live
now spew forth
think about projection thunder cry
spew venom with force
now spew forth
think about projection thunder cry
spew venom with force
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Rant in the place that you live
now spew forth
think about projection thunder cry
spew venom with force
now spew forth
think about projection thunder cry
spew venom with force
please allow me to introduce my self
im a staffer of wealth and taste
im a staffer of wealth and taste
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
please allow me to introduce my self
im a staffer of wealth and taste
im a staffer of wealth and taste
You can't spell Nacho Mommy without
Noam Chomsky so the man isn't completely washed
Noam Chomsky so the man isn't completely washed
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
You can't spell Nacho Mommy without
Noam Chomsky so the man isn't completely washed
Noam Chomsky so the man isn't completely washed
I am Senator Cracker P Whipsman and the meme I am quote tweeting so you are sure to see it is not who we, the citizens of Formerslavestate are.
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I am Senator Cracker P Whipsman and the meme I am quote tweeting so you are sure to see it is not who we, the citizens of Formerslavestate are.
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
I fought the law with this one weird trick and you will never guess what happened next
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I fought the law with this one weird trick and you will never guess what happened next
Trumpers gathered in the booshes
Hiding pedophilic douches
Feeble minds that lack in function
Never sang conjunction junction
Oh lawd jeah
Hiding pedophilic douches
Feeble minds that lack in function
Never sang conjunction junction
Oh lawd jeah
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Trumpers gathered in the booshes
Hiding pedophilic douches
Feeble minds that lack in function
Never sang conjunction junction
Oh lawd jeah
Hiding pedophilic douches
Feeble minds that lack in function
Never sang conjunction junction
Oh lawd jeah
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
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Was just delighted to see that this bit me and Thorpe did about Toad the Wet Sprocket for the Village Voice in 2013 still exists.
"Maybe I’m just pleasantly shocked to see their name pop up again, since I figured they died along with all the other ’90s AOR power-pop bands in the Dishwallocaust."
"Maybe I’m just pleasantly shocked to see their name pop up again, since I figured they died along with all the other ’90s AOR power-pop bands in the Dishwallocaust."
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Was just delighted to see that this bit me and Thorpe did about Toad the Wet Sprocket for the Village Voice in 2013 still exists.
"Maybe I’m just pleasantly shocked to see their name pop up again, since I figured they died along with all the other ’90s AOR power-pop bands in the Dishwallocaust."
"Maybe I’m just pleasantly shocked to see their name pop up again, since I figured they died along with all the other ’90s AOR power-pop bands in the Dishwallocaust."
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Everyone was in agreement that they did not believe in Hell anymore per se. Was it even mentioned in the Bible after all? But also that they nevertheless wished that it were in fact real. If only for the sake of these goddamned bastards.
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January 20, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Everyone was in agreement that they did not believe in Hell anymore per se. Was it even mentioned in the Bible after all? But also that they nevertheless wished that it were in fact real. If only for the sake of these goddamned bastards.
orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
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@rifftrax.com hey I just got several years worth of refunds for Friends at the same time that I didn’t initiate. Followed an email announcing subscription increase, which I’m cool with. I like you guys and want you to get paid so heads up on the refund glitch!
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
@rifftrax.com hey I just got several years worth of refunds for Friends at the same time that I didn’t initiate. Followed an email announcing subscription increase, which I’m cool with. I like you guys and want you to get paid so heads up on the refund glitch!
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KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Disney adult except Worlds of Fun
May 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Disney adult except Worlds of Fun
Trying to take credit for the ceasefire I brokered…weak
May 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Trying to take credit for the ceasefire I brokered…weak
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I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
Skynet’s HS diary
May 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Skynet’s HS diary
Weirdos calling everything terrorism is terrorism
April 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Weirdos calling everything terrorism is terrorism