Absolute Bi Flamingo🦩
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Kazooie4Life. Foul mouthed pink lawn ornament enthusiast.
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Dick Cheney died? Oh deer
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Reminder:
Fat jokes and diabetes jokes aren't funny, cause harm, and perpetuate stigma and bias.
Stop making them. Especially during the holidays.
Food is for nourishment and enjoyment. Nothing else.
Fat jokes and diabetes jokes aren't funny, cause harm, and perpetuate stigma and bias.
Stop making them. Especially during the holidays.
Food is for nourishment and enjoyment. Nothing else.
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reminder:
Fat jokes and diabetes jokes aren't funny, cause harm, and perpetuate stigma and bias.
Stop making them. Especially during the holidays.
Food is for nourishment and enjoyment. Nothing else.
Fat jokes and diabetes jokes aren't funny, cause harm, and perpetuate stigma and bias.
Stop making them. Especially during the holidays.
Food is for nourishment and enjoyment. Nothing else.
"No other president has ever agreed to take one"
That's not concerning at all. Totally fine I'm sure.
That's not concerning at all. Totally fine I'm sure.
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"No other president has ever agreed to take one"
That's not concerning at all. Totally fine I'm sure.
That's not concerning at all. Totally fine I'm sure.
I've spent a solid 4 days fixated on an incredibly mundane argument I had on reddit about Immanual Kant and the value of his works vs modern non-cognitivism theory.
I've also gotten high as fuck and played call of duty mindlessly asking people if I could be a fidget spinner on their dicks.
I've also gotten high as fuck and played call of duty mindlessly asking people if I could be a fidget spinner on their dicks.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I've spent a solid 4 days fixated on an incredibly mundane argument I had on reddit about Immanual Kant and the value of his works vs modern non-cognitivism theory.
I've also gotten high as fuck and played call of duty mindlessly asking people if I could be a fidget spinner on their dicks.
I've also gotten high as fuck and played call of duty mindlessly asking people if I could be a fidget spinner on their dicks.
Am I the only one who remembers when Facebook used that "marked safe from *insert mass shooting event here*" and it was a big thing? Cause I reference "marked safe" like 4 times a day
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Am I the only one who remembers when Facebook used that "marked safe from *insert mass shooting event here*" and it was a big thing? Cause I reference "marked safe" like 4 times a day
Love isn't finite but attention sure as fuck is
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Love isn't finite but attention sure as fuck is
The government has always lied to SCOTUS. The issue is that they're in cahoots with each other and coming up with the lies in tandem with one another.
This is the same playbook the Trump administration ran in Portland, where DHS officials falsely accused local police of failing to help them (or not arriving quickly enough). Strikes me as a problem that the government lies so freely to the Supreme Court now. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The government has always lied to SCOTUS. The issue is that they're in cahoots with each other and coming up with the lies in tandem with one another.
Fennec foxes have Corgi ears
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fennec foxes have Corgi ears
Guys I have therapy today and I have to admit to my therapist that getting off of social media and getting outside more did, in fact, greatly help my mental health the last week. Fuck
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Guys I have therapy today and I have to admit to my therapist that getting off of social media and getting outside more did, in fact, greatly help my mental health the last week. Fuck
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Relationship status: available for curbside pick up.
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Relationship status: available for curbside pick up.
So door dash girl was clearly in the wrong (argue with yourselves I'm not doing it).
But now that she got arrested why are all the ACAB people uncritically accepting a statement the fucking cops put out as proof that they were right and dunking on everyone? ACAB means the ones who agree with us too
But now that she got arrested why are all the ACAB people uncritically accepting a statement the fucking cops put out as proof that they were right and dunking on everyone? ACAB means the ones who agree with us too
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So door dash girl was clearly in the wrong (argue with yourselves I'm not doing it).
But now that she got arrested why are all the ACAB people uncritically accepting a statement the fucking cops put out as proof that they were right and dunking on everyone? ACAB means the ones who agree with us too
But now that she got arrested why are all the ACAB people uncritically accepting a statement the fucking cops put out as proof that they were right and dunking on everyone? ACAB means the ones who agree with us too
As a pasty white person, I always thought getting side eyed in H-Mart or any non-white grocery store was just part of the experience? White people don't exactly have the best track record of being respectful towards other cultures 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As a pasty white person, I always thought getting side eyed in H-Mart or any non-white grocery store was just part of the experience? White people don't exactly have the best track record of being respectful towards other cultures 😂
I just want to know why we're all fixated on this "omg did he or did he not suck Clintons dick." Please, someone enlighten me what that teaches us about the man. What does it change except open up the door for a bunch of homophobic jokes while we ignore that he trafficked and raped girls.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I just want to know why we're all fixated on this "omg did he or did he not suck Clintons dick." Please, someone enlighten me what that teaches us about the man. What does it change except open up the door for a bunch of homophobic jokes while we ignore that he trafficked and raped girls.
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If I'm Mamdani I'm like no you have to go now
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
cnb.cx
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If I'm Mamdani I'm like no you have to go now
The more old people go against the 67 nonsense, the more I'm going to force myself to get on board. I'm sorry, a trend that kids are doing that's not dangerous or harming anyone?
Hell yeah. We need more of that. Is better than the salt and ice or cinnamon trends I was doing
Hell yeah. We need more of that. Is better than the salt and ice or cinnamon trends I was doing
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The more old people go against the 67 nonsense, the more I'm going to force myself to get on board. I'm sorry, a trend that kids are doing that's not dangerous or harming anyone?
Hell yeah. We need more of that. Is better than the salt and ice or cinnamon trends I was doing
Hell yeah. We need more of that. Is better than the salt and ice or cinnamon trends I was doing
Lol so that was a lie
I think I might be ready to, like. Actually start going back out in the community and being a person again
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lol so that was a lie
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Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ -- Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.
I think I might be ready to, like. Actually start going back out in the community and being a person again
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think I might be ready to, like. Actually start going back out in the community and being a person again
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HEY DEMOCRATS
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
HEY DEMOCRATS
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
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Dick Cheney died? Oh deer
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dick Cheney died? Oh deer
Dick Cheney died? Oh deer
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dick Cheney died? Oh deer
Is bluesky broken or have only 3 people posted in the last 30 minutes?
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Is bluesky broken or have only 3 people posted in the last 30 minutes?
People manipulating the system to maximize their tax returns: good, smart. Well done.
People on SNAP using the system to get the most benefits they can: evil, bad, deserve to starve.
This country makes sense
People on SNAP using the system to get the most benefits they can: evil, bad, deserve to starve.
This country makes sense
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People manipulating the system to maximize their tax returns: good, smart. Well done.
People on SNAP using the system to get the most benefits they can: evil, bad, deserve to starve.
This country makes sense
People on SNAP using the system to get the most benefits they can: evil, bad, deserve to starve.
This country makes sense
Recently got into Frisbee golf. And let me tell you, having a dog that loves chasing frisbees but doesn't care for picking them up or bringing them back has one helluva use case 😂
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Recently got into Frisbee golf. And let me tell you, having a dog that loves chasing frisbees but doesn't care for picking them up or bringing them back has one helluva use case 😂
I give this woman a lot of shit on here, mostly out of frustration. But man I am I glad to have her as my mom 💙 she did good
The best thing my mother ever did was raise me in such a way that I never really had to come out. I figured out I was bi in my 20s. I think I admitted it for certain fairly recently, but I've always known. And never felt any type of way about it.
I wish everyone had that sense of safety 🙃
I wish everyone had that sense of safety 🙃
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was 44 when I first realized I was bi and came out to a friend about 3 months later. I was 45 when I came out to everyone else (mostly, there are some who I will never tell).
I'm 51 now.
I was 44 when I first realized I was bi and came out to a friend about 3 months later. I was 45 when I came out to everyone else (mostly, there are some who I will never tell).
I'm 51 now.
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I give this woman a lot of shit on here, mostly out of frustration. But man I am I glad to have her as my mom 💙 she did good