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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 23,900+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
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All is well:
Chart of 1 yr return for Hawk Tuah coin
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Diarrhea Don Can’t Even Shitpost Anymore! #nokings #trumpaivideo #pantloadinchief #gopphonychristians #mediafail

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Man in camo sport coat sitting in a forest next to a typewriter
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Nice evening in the newsroom! Stay tuned…
Guy sitting in the forest with aspen trees changing colors and moon appearing at dusk.
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Fwiw, here’s 3 minutes mocking “Weird Stephen” and his merry band of ICE incels, as they destroy US trade deals: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM1q9tfY/
Comedian in a sport coat in the woods at a typewriter mocks Stephen Miller’s personal failures and his incompetent ICE raid against South Koreans
September 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Here’s 3 minutes mocking how big a mess up this was, and how our country is now viewed like Stephen Miller, White House Wedgie Victim:

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM1qvhTF/
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Stephen Miller Does Not Play With Porcelain Dolls, and Did Not Jeopardize our Trade Deal With South Korea, and Is Not Weird, and Didn’t want to Go to Your Stupid Dance Anyway!! #ice #iceincels #hyundairaid #humanrights #feloninchief

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM1q9tfY/
Comedian in the forest describes how Stephen Miller is a weirdo, how ICE only attracts losers, and how together they jeopardized international relations.
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Trump Renames Department of Defense “Department of Let’s Not Talk About the Epstein Files” - 3 minutes of mockery of a sad old pervert, caught purple-handed! #dementiadon #epstein #maxwell #warcrimes #jdvance

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Man in sport coat at typewriter in forest on sunny day makes jokes about President’s attempts to distract from the Epstein files.
September 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Fall is ok sometimes.
3 rescue dogs watching mountain sunset
September 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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VIRTUAL GENIUS VIRTUAL WIFE’S VIRTUAL COIN WORTH VIRTUALLY NOTHING
August 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Coffee’s gone, let’s do this.
Coffee mug from Sam’s No. 3, in the woods at morning.
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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It turns out Dean Cain’s Kryptonite was Funions! #epstein #dementiadon #goplosers
August 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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July 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Why is the federal government hanging a photo of Moe Howard?

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May 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 3:08 AM