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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 24,100+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
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Karoline Levitt Airbushes Halloween, and her Antediluvian Husband! #dementiadon #leavitt #elderlydad
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So yes, this pic (and the enlargement) was taken today.
Yikes!
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Yikes!
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November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So yes, this pic (and the enlargement) was taken today.
Yikes!
🧟♂️
Yikes!
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Bring the troops home! Especially where it’s a domestic flight or bus fare ffs!
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bring the troops home! Especially where it’s a domestic flight or bus fare ffs!
TRUMP IS “THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT” IF IT’S MELANIA COINS YOU’RE AFTER - they’ve never been cheaper! #redhatbagholders #crookedcoot #thirdladygrifter
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TRUMP IS “THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT” IF IT’S MELANIA COINS YOU’RE AFTER - they’ve never been cheaper! #redhatbagholders #crookedcoot #thirdladygrifter
“You suck, people hate you, and your policies are making America worse, but you obviously don’t care because you’re a sick selfish asshole…” -intro to the next legitimate WH press question. #howstheballroom #thatnuzziissomething #tansuit
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“You suck, people hate you, and your policies are making America worse, but you obviously don’t care because you’re a sick selfish asshole…” -intro to the next legitimate WH press question. #howstheballroom #thatnuzziissomething #tansuit
Another Nostradamus Alert: mostly jokes, yet somehow also right about things, early and often:
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WHITE HOUSE TO RENAME DOD “DEPARTMENT OF BOAT MURDER” - related, pres, def sec, Rubio now can’t travel internationally without risk of arrest.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Another Nostradamus Alert: mostly jokes, yet somehow also right about things, early and often:
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Time to Play “Is That a Quote About POTUS Or The Mar a Lago Turkey Dinner?” :
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Time to Play “Is That a Quote About POTUS Or The Mar a Lago Turkey Dinner?” :
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
Elon Musk, Marco Rubio, The MRI in Chief, Fox News and every R voter did this. #gopphonychristians
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Trump’s Aid Cuts are Hitting the World’s Largest Refugee Camps
US and Western aid cuts have left hundreds of thousands of refugees in Kenya’s Kakuma camp facing hunger, disease, and rising violence — a stark sign of how Trump’s policies are rippling through the w...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Elon Musk, Marco Rubio, The MRI in Chief, Fox News and every R voter did this. #gopphonychristians
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Bring the troops home! Especially where it’s a domestic flight or bus fare ffs!
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bring the troops home! Especially where it’s a domestic flight or bus fare ffs!
Time to Play “Is That a Quote About POTUS Or The Mar a Lago Turkey Dinner?” :
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Time to Play “Is That a Quote About POTUS Or The Mar a Lago Turkey Dinner?” :
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
1. “Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson fought over the Pope’s nose…”
2. “The browned skin glistened with fat and sweat in the light of the ballroom…”
3. “The yams looked withered and well past their prime…”
4. (To be continued…)
“WHAT ARE YOU DISORGANIZED IDIOTS EVEN DOING HERE, TODAY OF ALL DAYS?!” - me, in the Safeway, looking for unsalted butter. #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“WHAT ARE YOU DISORGANIZED IDIOTS EVEN DOING HERE, TODAY OF ALL DAYS?!” - me, in the Safeway, looking for unsalted butter. #thanksgiving
Don’t finalize that list of things you’re Thankful for, just yet!
White House pooler S.V. Daté releases a statement about President Trump's video on the DC shooting not NOT saying it was AI-generated
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November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Don’t finalize that list of things you’re Thankful for, just yet!
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MTG Retires on the Eve of a Very Special Holiday — Even a Nutty Politician Knows a Loser When She Sees One! #gazpacho #aca #piggy #spacelasers #tantriccrossfit
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Top new’s moments. My satirical political commentary on top headlines. MAGA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is resigning from Congress in January. Trump is angry about her positions on releasing ...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
MTG Retires on the Eve of a Very Special Holiday — Even a Nutty Politician Knows a Loser When She Sees One! #gazpacho #aca #piggy #spacelasers #tantriccrossfit
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MTG Retires on the Eve of a Very Special Holiday — Even a Nutty Politician Knows a Loser When She Sees One! #gazpacho #aca #piggy #spacelasers #tantriccrossfit
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Top new’s moments. My satirical political commentary on top headlines. MAGA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is resigning from Congress in January. Trump is angry about her positions on releasing ...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
MTG Retires on the Eve of a Very Special Holiday — Even a Nutty Politician Knows a Loser When She Sees One! #gazpacho #aca #piggy #spacelasers #tantriccrossfit
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“You have the charisma of Alan Dershowitz!” (Gets punched in the face)
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“You have the charisma of Alan Dershowitz!” (Gets punched in the face)
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“Quiet Piggy!” Reveals a lot about Don Trump and Karoline — None of it Good! And a new Champion Nickname is Unveiled! #quietpiggy #leavitt #gopwomanhatersclub
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Witty, political satire. Using humor, let’s break down, “Quiet Piggy”. White House defends Trump’s ‘quiet, piggy’ remark: ‘Frank and honest’ Let’s not normalize this! #quietpiggy #handmaidstaletiktok...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Quiet Piggy!” Reveals a lot about Don Trump and Karoline — None of it Good! And a new Champion Nickname is Unveiled! #quietpiggy #leavitt #gopwomanhatersclub
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“Quiet Piggy!” Reveals a lot about Don Trump and Karoline — None of it Good! And a new Champion Nickname is Unveiled! #quietpiggy #leavitt #gopwomanhatersclub
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrNTjNAW/
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Witty, political satire. Using humor, let’s break down, “Quiet Piggy”. White House defends Trump’s ‘quiet, piggy’ remark: ‘Frank and honest’ Let’s not normalize this! #quietpiggy #handmaidstaletiktok...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Quiet Piggy!” Reveals a lot about Don Trump and Karoline — None of it Good! And a new Champion Nickname is Unveiled! #quietpiggy #leavitt #gopwomanhatersclub
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Today is a good day to note another Nostradamus Alert prediction - the people who choose to work for the side in charge aren’t our best — an asymmetrical phenomenon that repeats itself in fun ways:
While there are many asymmetrical elements that favor r’s, like raw power, state propaganda, lack of qualms or good faith, today marks in 2 ways one that runs the other way. Many r’s are very dumb. Noem, and any one choosing to work for her, definitionally are fools. CA senators are the opposite.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Today is a good day to note another Nostradamus Alert prediction - the people who choose to work for the side in charge aren’t our best — an asymmetrical phenomenon that repeats itself in fun ways:
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Rubio’s Russian Peace Plan Smells Like Caviar! #rubio #ukraine #putin #russiandon
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Join me for the sharpest political commentary. Satirical news update, breaking news, comedy. From the AP, “An American proposal to end the war in Ukraine puts the country in a delicate diplomatic posi...
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November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Rubio’s Russian Peace Plan Smells Like Caviar! #rubio #ukraine #putin #russiandon
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AMERICAN PEACE PLAN FOR UKRAINE OBVIOUSLY GENUINE, EXPRESSING LOVE FOR BASEBALL APPLE PIE AND BORSCHT #rubioweirdo #putinspissboy
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
AMERICAN PEACE PLAN FOR UKRAINE OBVIOUSLY GENUINE, EXPRESSING LOVE FOR BASEBALL APPLE PIE AND BORSCHT #rubioweirdo #putinspissboy
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What’s more Texan than Nigeria?! American Right Wing Thought Is a Foreign Import! #twitter #russiagop #mailorderpeaceplan
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Join me for the sharpest political commentary. Satirical news update, breaking news, comedy. From the AP, “An American proposal to end the war in Ukraine puts the country in a delicate diplomatic posi...
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November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What’s more Texan than Nigeria?! American Right Wing Thought Is a Foreign Import! #twitter #russiagop #mailorderpeaceplan
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TRUMP’S PROPOSED “BITE ME, TED CRUZ” LAW ON ELECTORAL ELIGIBILITY MAY GARNER SOME BIPARTISAN SUPPORT #cancunted
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
TRUMP’S PROPOSED “BITE ME, TED CRUZ” LAW ON ELECTORAL ELIGIBILITY MAY GARNER SOME BIPARTISAN SUPPORT #cancunted
What’s more Texan than Nigeria?! American Right Wing Thought Is a Foreign Import! #twitter #russiagop #mailorderpeaceplan
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
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Join me for the sharpest political commentary. Satirical news update, breaking news, comedy. From the AP, “An American proposal to end the war in Ukraine puts the country in a delicate diplomatic posi...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
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November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What’s more Texan than Nigeria?! American Right Wing Thought Is a Foreign Import! #twitter #russiagop #mailorderpeaceplan
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
Rubio’s Russian Peace Plan Smells Like Caviar! #rubio #ukraine #putin #russiandon
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
Join me for the sharpest political commentary. Satirical news update, breaking news, comedy. From the AP, “An American proposal to end the war in Ukraine puts the country in a delicate diplomatic posi...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
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November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Rubio’s Russian Peace Plan Smells Like Caviar! #rubio #ukraine #putin #russiandon
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrLmrEVy/
AMERICAN PEACE PLAN FOR UKRAINE OBVIOUSLY GENUINE, EXPRESSING LOVE FOR BASEBALL APPLE PIE AND BORSCHT #rubioweirdo #putinspissboy
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
AMERICAN PEACE PLAN FOR UKRAINE OBVIOUSLY GENUINE, EXPRESSING LOVE FOR BASEBALL APPLE PIE AND BORSCHT #rubioweirdo #putinspissboy
Watching first Bulls game live of the year. Writing “game over” in my imaginary notebook, looking for a Thanksgiving episode. P.S. Reinsdorf sux
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Watching first Bulls game live of the year. Writing “game over” in my imaginary notebook, looking for a Thanksgiving episode. P.S. Reinsdorf sux