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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 23,900+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
An evergreen post I guess:
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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It’s rare that someone takes Lauren Boebert down to a dark and private room and doesn’t get anything out of it. #desperatedon
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It’s rare that someone takes Lauren Boebert down to a dark and private room and doesn’t get anything out of it. #desperatedon
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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FWIW, this one is good, IMO.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Fond remembrance today of a specific Veteran who fought fascism in North Africa and Italy in the 40s. Nothing, and nobody more American than he and his fellow Rangers, sacrificing everything in the war against fascist dictators. Is there a shorthand word for their Anti Fascism?
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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As the country celebrates its veterans and the service they provided, it’s worth noting that the current president is actively fighting to keep 1.2 million veterans from receiving their food benefits.

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SNAP Helps 1.2 Million Veterans With Low Incomes, Including Thousands in Every State
About 1.2 million veterans live in households that participate in the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP, formerly known as food stamps).[1] Thousands of veterans in every state — who...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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WHITE HOUSE PARDONS TURKEY THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA’S MAYOR
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fond remembrance today of a specific Veteran who fought fascism in North Africa and Italy in the 40s. Nothing, and nobody more American than he and his fellow Rangers, sacrificing everything in the war against fascist dictators. Is there a shorthand word for their Anti Fascism?
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Turd-duckin Don Trump Teams Up With Walmart to Sling Cheapass Thanksgiving Dinner!

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Satire, political comedy, News update, satirical commentary.President Donald Trump keeps touting the fact that Walmart’s promotional Thanksgiving meal basket is cheaper this year than it was last year...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
WHITE HOUSE PARDONS TURKEY THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA’S MAYOR
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Turd-duckin Don Trump Teams Up With Walmart to Sling Cheapass Thanksgiving Dinner!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMnK2MdP/
Satire, political comedy, News update, satirical commentary.President Donald Trump keeps touting the fact that Walmart’s promotional Thanksgiving meal basket is cheaper this year than it was last year...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
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November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtXG3eu/
11/9/2025 Satire, political comedy, Dr Oz, RFKjr, Trump falls asleep, news update. Donald Trump has been called 'Dozy Don' once again by Governor of California Gavin Newsom after the President was cau...
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November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtXG3eu/
11/9/2025 Satire, political comedy, Dr Oz, RFKjr, Trump falls asleep, news update. Donald Trump has been called 'Dozy Don' once again by Governor of California Gavin Newsom after the President was cau...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
www.tiktok.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
To the over half a million people who have watched this one so far, thank you! I look forward to meeting each of you, over time!
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bluesky, the Evening Forest Newsroom is going live today, Sunday, at 5 on Tik Tok! Will be weird, but a chance to join a growing community of nice normal people who recognize that In Mockery Is Strength!
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM