The future will consist of watching violent events filmed by Mormon hypebeast tiktokers through your phone screen until you are the Mormon hypebeast tiktoker holding the camera

“Destroying the White House to build a gaudy monument to your own vanity during a shutdown” is a situation where the bad act and the symbolic representation of the bad act slam into each other like particles in the Large Hadron Collider

i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.