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Tif Win
@foreshadowboxer.bsky.social
writer | photographer | writographer

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Lol, thanks for the reminder, Bandcamp.

(PS - Started that music project over 15 years ago; the sole follower is my spouse.)
June 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Remember when “Hey Ya” came out and everyone was like “BUT YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHAKE A POLAROID PICTURE!” (even though everyone does)?
April 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sidewalk want more COOKIES!!
April 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
During breakfast today my young kiddo casually mentioned a recent lockdown drill like it was a completely normal thing and then practiced “being quiet” so she’d be ready in case there’s a “bad guy with a gun at school.”
April 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally watched “Mufasa” and can’t believe it didn’t pick up a single “best documentary” nomination.
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Spilled a little bit of egg white on the counter this morning and honestly thought about scooping it up and using it anyway despite obvious contamination from the surface.

Anyway, please enjoy this historical re-enactment of me shopping for eggs in 2025.
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March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Trying to remove all traces of OneDrive from my PC and finally understand how Hercules felt battling the Hydra.
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What’s with all these supposedly green/healthy companies screaming “Your workout clothes are poisoning you with PFAS!” but then only offering smaller sizes?

Are they saying only thin women care about their health and exercise?

They’re wrong on so many levels.
March 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Of all the ways that Bluesky is like the social media platform formally known as Twitter, I gotta say my least favorite is shouting into the vacuum.
March 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I walk past this house twice a day, 5 days a week, and think “I wish that would go on the market! I’d buy it.” I’ve thought that twice a day for 3 years.

A “for sale” sign was posted on Thursday.

It’s 2x what we could afford — and already listed as contingent.
March 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve reached that point in my parenting journey where I can walk into my favorite store on my birthday — hellbent on treating my depression with retail therapy — and only walk out with a single small item… for my kiddo.

(Meanwhile I can’t find any hole-free socks in my drawer?)
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March 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Oh nice, I actually slept in for once!” I thought this morning after waking up and looking at the time on my phone before I realized all of our other clocks were an hour behind and the crushing weight of Daylight Saving Time came rushing back.

End this ridiculousness now.
Hoosier mom refuses to adjust clock for Daylight Saving Time — FORESHADOWBOXER
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March 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
At what point post pandemic was everyone just like “not only do I refuse to wear a mask, but I’m straight-up never again covering my mouth when sneezing or coughing”?
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March 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Me watching “Severance,” looking for answers.
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March 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All the grocers who think it’s a good idea to freeze avocados in transit have grossly overestimated the merits of a rubbery avocado.
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Nobody asked for it, but I made them anyway! Most of my @threadless.bsky.social designs now available on trucker hats and baseball caps.

Every hat sold gets me a wee bit closer to affording a house in this ridiculous economy.

Thanks in advance for your support.

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February 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Una improvisación en febrero con pifias y todo. Hace frío. Tengo sueño. Seguimos adelante.
Seguimos adelante
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February 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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La vida me dio un leve disgusto esta mañana cuando abrí el estuche de mi guitarra y me encontré con una cuerda rota. A pesar de contar con una cuerda menos, surgió esta breve tonada: imperfecta pero risueña. Quizás se convierta en canción más adelante. Quizás permanezca como una idea bruta.
De menos a más
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January 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Hace más de seis años prometimos un disco nuevo y finalmente en el 2025 lo publicaremos. Pronto les compartiremos todos sus detalles. Quienes aún no nos han olvidado, gracias por seguir acompañándonos y por su paciencia.

Que el 2025 les deparé aventura y esperanza.
January 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Finding out you didn’t win the lottery shouldn’t be this depressing.
December 29, 2024 at 3:51 AM
“What I love most about online recipes is the 10 minutes of back story you have to scroll through before you get to the ingredients.” —No One, Ever
December 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Would really like a “do not show any AI-generated videos in suggested reels” setting from Instagram. Those videos are HAUNTING.
December 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Anyone ever gone to Walgreens to pick up a photo order and have them immediately be like “oh, yeah, here’s your order right here” and then you pay and leave and there is ZERO DRAMA? Asking for a disgruntled friend.

(Me. The friend is me.)
December 23, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Dear @bsky.app: All I want for Christmas is the ability to save Drafts.

Oh, and the ability to Edit.

Thank you.
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December 14, 2024 at 4:46 PM