Stephanie Vikernes
@fordxcore.bsky.social
Melbourne. Bookbinder. 3D printer. Animal advocate. Environmentalist. Metalhead. Crafter. Pagan. Keanu Reeves enthusiast. BIG fan of birds. ASD, ADHD & GAD. Library count: 2776
I can hear an evacuation alarm. We live behind a bunch of factories / warehouses, looks like there’s a fire at Siemens in Bayswater (we live across the creek from them). Hope everyone is alright. Can’t see any smoke currently.
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can hear an evacuation alarm. We live behind a bunch of factories / warehouses, looks like there’s a fire at Siemens in Bayswater (we live across the creek from them). Hope everyone is alright. Can’t see any smoke currently.
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I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
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I'm a dude, and my name is BJ 😜
I'm a dude, and my name is BJ 😜
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I'm a small weasel
I'm a small weasel
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
I’ve been in bed sick and throwing up for the last 15 hours so far and I’m finally feeling human enough to sit up. Chérie comes and goes but Amélie is my dedicated nursemaid and has been by my side all day ♥️ what did I do to deserve this angel in my life.
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’ve been in bed sick and throwing up for the last 15 hours so far and I’m finally feeling human enough to sit up. Chérie comes and goes but Amélie is my dedicated nursemaid and has been by my side all day ♥️ what did I do to deserve this angel in my life.
I wanna know who looked at this photo of Tool and thought yup, that’s the one. That’s the promo photo we need to use. WHY IS ONE OF THEM BEHIND A DOOR? Why is the short one peering around it?! Why do I feel like they’re trying to talk to me about my cars extended warranty?
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I wanna know who looked at this photo of Tool and thought yup, that’s the one. That’s the promo photo we need to use. WHY IS ONE OF THEM BEHIND A DOOR? Why is the short one peering around it?! Why do I feel like they’re trying to talk to me about my cars extended warranty?
I’ve been sick since Saturday and now I’m losing my voice. My job involves talking on a phone all day. COME BACK WHILE I SLEEP PLZ 🥲
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’ve been sick since Saturday and now I’m losing my voice. My job involves talking on a phone all day. COME BACK WHILE I SLEEP PLZ 🥲
HOLY SHIT WE JUST GOT INTO COLLECTFEST. I had zero hopes of being accepted for next year, but we were. I’m very excited. We have two cons booked for next year so far.
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
HOLY SHIT WE JUST GOT INTO COLLECTFEST. I had zero hopes of being accepted for next year, but we were. I’m very excited. We have two cons booked for next year so far.
13 years ago today I did my first ever market stall, as a bookbinder selling handmade books. This weekend marked 19 months of doing markets with Shane as a 3D printer - 59 markets worked just this year alone and another 6 over the next two weekends to wrap up the year. Absolutely massive.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
13 years ago today I did my first ever market stall, as a bookbinder selling handmade books. This weekend marked 19 months of doing markets with Shane as a 3D printer - 59 markets worked just this year alone and another 6 over the next two weekends to wrap up the year. Absolutely massive.
When I say my kindle is the best item to come into my life this year, it genuinely is. I’m on a 130 day reading streak. I can read in bed again because I don’t need a light on so Shane can be asleep and I can read! It’s so small it can come with me everywhere. I absolutely love this thing.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When I say my kindle is the best item to come into my life this year, it genuinely is. I’m on a 130 day reading streak. I can read in bed again because I don’t need a light on so Shane can be asleep and I can read! It’s so small it can come with me everywhere. I absolutely love this thing.
Saw someone say that Harry Potter was crazy because they never would have fought a war for their high school. Bro I would have actively fought a war AGAINST my high school 😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Saw someone say that Harry Potter was crazy because they never would have fought a war for their high school. Bro I would have actively fought a war AGAINST my high school 😂
Y’know what I recommend? Don’t have a massive go at a SMALL business owner at a damn craft market because the stall is busy and some kid put a $10 clicker in the $5 clicker box. I checked them five minutes prior. If you have an issue with the price you can LITERALLY just ✨not buy it✨
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Y’know what I recommend? Don’t have a massive go at a SMALL business owner at a damn craft market because the stall is busy and some kid put a $10 clicker in the $5 clicker box. I checked them five minutes prior. If you have an issue with the price you can LITERALLY just ✨not buy it✨
I’m sick. I wake up in the middle of the night & take some Nurofen. I tap my phone to see what the time is. Phone says ‘hej’ and I wonder why my phone is speaking to me in Swedish. Realise phone has updated to iOS26. Cool, just tell me the time. ‘Swipe to set up iPhone’ I JUST WANNA KNOW THE TIME 😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m sick. I wake up in the middle of the night & take some Nurofen. I tap my phone to see what the time is. Phone says ‘hej’ and I wonder why my phone is speaking to me in Swedish. Realise phone has updated to iOS26. Cool, just tell me the time. ‘Swipe to set up iPhone’ I JUST WANNA KNOW THE TIME 😭
Highlight of my day! Love Spotify wrapped day. I’m surprised by my top artist this year! I thought it would be Septicflesh. Slipknot must be up there because I played them a lot before seeing them at Knotfest with Shane. Also surprised that Samyra song is my top track second year running 😂
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Highlight of my day! Love Spotify wrapped day. I’m surprised by my top artist this year! I thought it would be Septicflesh. Slipknot must be up there because I played them a lot before seeing them at Knotfest with Shane. Also surprised that Samyra song is my top track second year running 😂
LABYRINTH IS COMING BACK TO CINEMAS IN JANUARY FOR THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY!!! I have always ALWAYS wanted to see it at the cinema! I wish I could watch it with @thatdudenamedbj.bsky.social 😭
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
LABYRINTH IS COMING BACK TO CINEMAS IN JANUARY FOR THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY!!! I have always ALWAYS wanted to see it at the cinema! I wish I could watch it with @thatdudenamedbj.bsky.social 😭
Considering how much I use my Kindle (daily) I got a Kindle Coloursoft yesterday so I can read comics on it now too 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Considering how much I use my Kindle (daily) I got a Kindle Coloursoft yesterday so I can read comics on it now too 🥹
Was playing Gojira - Amazonia and someone said the music was ‘offensive’. I was like … ‘this is a song about saving the Amazon rainforest, because of its massive cultural and ecological significance … do you find saving the Amazon offensive?’ The music is not for everyone but it is not OFFENSIVE.
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Was playing Gojira - Amazonia and someone said the music was ‘offensive’. I was like … ‘this is a song about saving the Amazon rainforest, because of its massive cultural and ecological significance … do you find saving the Amazon offensive?’ The music is not for everyone but it is not OFFENSIVE.
Need to try and be more active on socials for the business so I’m gonna start doing a Pokémon / Pokéball series on TikTok. I know others have done it before but I think it will be fun!
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Need to try and be more active on socials for the business so I’m gonna start doing a Pokémon / Pokéball series on TikTok. I know others have done it before but I think it will be fun!
Haven’t given Chérie insulin for more than a whole WEEK. Glucose readings have been high but not alarming, steadily fluctuating. Finally tonight she’d been consistently high enough we gave her ONE unit of insulin (not four). Have had to give her honey TWICE because she’s dropped under 3 … wtf man.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Haven’t given Chérie insulin for more than a whole WEEK. Glucose readings have been high but not alarming, steadily fluctuating. Finally tonight she’d been consistently high enough we gave her ONE unit of insulin (not four). Have had to give her honey TWICE because she’s dropped under 3 … wtf man.
5 weekends until Christmas. One weekend day off between now and then. 11 markets booked in over those 9 remaining days. One of those days we are doing THREE MARKETS. Good lord, send help :’) (it’s my fault, I’m to blame lol)
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
5 weekends until Christmas. One weekend day off between now and then. 11 markets booked in over those 9 remaining days. One of those days we are doing THREE MARKETS. Good lord, send help :’) (it’s my fault, I’m to blame lol)
Chérie has not had any insulin since Thursday. HOW IS HER GLUCOSE DOWN TO 10! Is she going into remission?!
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Chérie has not had any insulin since Thursday. HOW IS HER GLUCOSE DOWN TO 10! Is she going into remission?!
I have had an antihistamine, dymista nasal spray, a second (different) antihistamine and Nurofen cold and flu tablets with decongestant. My allergies have not abated ONE SINGLE BIT. Help 😭
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have had an antihistamine, dymista nasal spray, a second (different) antihistamine and Nurofen cold and flu tablets with decongestant. My allergies have not abated ONE SINGLE BIT. Help 😭
Up at 4am to head to market number one, after we pack up from that one it’ll be straight to market number two and we won’t get home until 10pm. Thoughts and prayers please 😂
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Up at 4am to head to market number one, after we pack up from that one it’ll be straight to market number two and we won’t get home until 10pm. Thoughts and prayers please 😂
Made what is normally a 15 minute drive in 7 minutes to get Chérie to the emergency vet just after midnight. She was having a severe diabetic low and seizures. I thought we were going to lose her in the car. Good news: we’re bringing her home and she’s stable. It is now after 4am!
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Made what is normally a 15 minute drive in 7 minutes to get Chérie to the emergency vet just after midnight. She was having a severe diabetic low and seizures. I thought we were going to lose her in the car. Good news: we’re bringing her home and she’s stable. It is now after 4am!
When your hair is so long you’re the one standing up and your hairdresser is the one sitting down 😂 my hairdresser is Shane’s cousin and we laugh about this every time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
When your hair is so long you’re the one standing up and your hairdresser is the one sitting down 😂 my hairdresser is Shane’s cousin and we laugh about this every time.
Planting the ‘hypoallergenic cat’ seed in my parents mind in the hopes of gradually convincing them to get a cat 👀 (not because I want access to another cat, that’s a bonus, but dad desperately wants one and I think the company would be beneficial for the mothership but she has bad allergies).
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Planting the ‘hypoallergenic cat’ seed in my parents mind in the hopes of gradually convincing them to get a cat 👀 (not because I want access to another cat, that’s a bonus, but dad desperately wants one and I think the company would be beneficial for the mothership but she has bad allergies).
OH GOOD! My parents are moving to Bayswater in a week and were trepidatious about living here but I said the dodgy stuff happens on my side of the suburb not theirs. Today a man shot someone in the Coles carpark and is on the run. Nobody tell my parents plz 🥴😬
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
OH GOOD! My parents are moving to Bayswater in a week and were trepidatious about living here but I said the dodgy stuff happens on my side of the suburb not theirs. Today a man shot someone in the Coles carpark and is on the run. Nobody tell my parents plz 🥴😬