Stephanie Vikernes
@fordxcore.bsky.social
Melbourne. Bookbinder. 3D printer. Animal advocate. Environmentalist. Metalhead. Crafter. Pagan. Keanu Reeves enthusiast. BIG fan of birds. ASD, ADHD & GAD. Library count: 2776
Never did I think that a commonly used phrase in my home would be ‘please stop sticking your beak in my ear’.
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Never did I think that a commonly used phrase in my home would be ‘please stop sticking your beak in my ear’.
Things I wanted to grate: cheese
Things I did not want to grate: my thumb
Things I did not grate: cheese
Things I did grate: my thumb
Ouch 🥲
Things I did not want to grate: my thumb
Things I did not grate: cheese
Things I did grate: my thumb
Ouch 🥲
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Things I wanted to grate: cheese
Things I did not want to grate: my thumb
Things I did not grate: cheese
Things I did grate: my thumb
Ouch 🥲
Things I did not want to grate: my thumb
Things I did not grate: cheese
Things I did grate: my thumb
Ouch 🥲
Have a new work colleague. Existing colleague tries to tell him he listens to all sorts of music including ‘extreme metal’ (he DOES NOT). I call out ‘really, extreme metal?!’ and he’s like ‘oh yeah maybe not’ so I say to new colleague ‘if you want extreme metal come over to my desk 😌’
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Have a new work colleague. Existing colleague tries to tell him he listens to all sorts of music including ‘extreme metal’ (he DOES NOT). I call out ‘really, extreme metal?!’ and he’s like ‘oh yeah maybe not’ so I say to new colleague ‘if you want extreme metal come over to my desk 😌’
Ehehehehe Fear Factory tour. Keen.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Ehehehehe Fear Factory tour. Keen.
GUYS I FINALLY GOT A SEPTICFLESH SHIRT! They’ve been one of my top bands for years. About time I got a shirt.
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
GUYS I FINALLY GOT A SEPTICFLESH SHIRT! They’ve been one of my top bands for years. About time I got a shirt.
I had a great idea a couple of weeks ago - I get called the wrong name at work a lot (by customers, usually Bethany) and I got myself an acrylic money box and a SHITLOAD of 5 cent coins. Every time I get called the wrong name, pop a coin in the box. Makes being called the wrong name fun at least 😂
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I had a great idea a couple of weeks ago - I get called the wrong name at work a lot (by customers, usually Bethany) and I got myself an acrylic money box and a SHITLOAD of 5 cent coins. Every time I get called the wrong name, pop a coin in the box. Makes being called the wrong name fun at least 😂
LABYRINTH I AM READY FOR YOU!!!!! Watching at the same time as @thatdudenamedbj.bsky.social just 3,500km apart 😂
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 AM
LABYRINTH I AM READY FOR YOU!!!!! Watching at the same time as @thatdudenamedbj.bsky.social just 3,500km apart 😂
Just did the maths. Month 27 of trying for a baby. I regret doing the maths 😂 (I laugh but man I’ll probably also cry now).
a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa .
ALT: a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa .
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January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Just did the maths. Month 27 of trying for a baby. I regret doing the maths 😂 (I laugh but man I’ll probably also cry now).
I was saddened by the passing of the legendary Rob Hirst of Midnight Oil - beyond listening to more extreme music I’ve been a fan of the Oils since I was a toddler. I’ve been listening to their back catalogue all day today and my colleague was very confused coming over to my desk and hearing them 😂
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I was saddened by the passing of the legendary Rob Hirst of Midnight Oil - beyond listening to more extreme music I’ve been a fan of the Oils since I was a toddler. I’ve been listening to their back catalogue all day today and my colleague was very confused coming over to my desk and hearing them 😂
When you’re feeling sick (heat stress) and unable to move from the couch even to go see BLACK COCKATOOS in the tree outside and your husband finds a really cool leaf that he thinks you’ll like and brings it in to you 🥹 it is a very cool leaf.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
When you’re feeling sick (heat stress) and unable to move from the couch even to go see BLACK COCKATOOS in the tree outside and your husband finds a really cool leaf that he thinks you’ll like and brings it in to you 🥹 it is a very cool leaf.
I need some new band shirts and my work colleague saw one on my phone screen and was like ‘what shirt is that?’ so I held it up and she said ‘oh some emo ones’ GIRL THAT IS A SEPTICFLESH SHIRT HOW VERY DARE YOU 😂
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I need some new band shirts and my work colleague saw one on my phone screen and was like ‘what shirt is that?’ so I held it up and she said ‘oh some emo ones’ GIRL THAT IS A SEPTICFLESH SHIRT HOW VERY DARE YOU 😂
I’ve always taken care of my hair (I mean, this is the third time in my life I’ve grown my hair to or past my butt so …) but this year I wanna take even better care of it. See how luscious I can get it!
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I’ve always taken care of my hair (I mean, this is the third time in my life I’ve grown my hair to or past my butt so …) but this year I wanna take even better care of it. See how luscious I can get it!
I’m lucky enough that Stranger Things wasn’t spoiled for me - just finished it. I like the VERY END.
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I’m lucky enough that Stranger Things wasn’t spoiled for me - just finished it. I like the VERY END.
Per usual, our dickhead of a neighbour is setting off fireworks in the middle of the road, with cars parked all around him that could get damaged and homes that could be damaged if something goes awry. The poor local dogs. At least go down to the bloody oval and do it in the VAST OPENNESS.
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Per usual, our dickhead of a neighbour is setting off fireworks in the middle of the road, with cars parked all around him that could get damaged and homes that could be damaged if something goes awry. The poor local dogs. At least go down to the bloody oval and do it in the VAST OPENNESS.
So many people posting about how great 2025 was and I’m over here just flipping the bird at the year that has been, ready for it to FUCK RIGHT OFF. Started with the death of my grandma on day one of the damn year and that really just set the tone.
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So many people posting about how great 2025 was and I’m over here just flipping the bird at the year that has been, ready for it to FUCK RIGHT OFF. Started with the death of my grandma on day one of the damn year and that really just set the tone.
Why is my goodreads year in review up already I STILL HAVE TODAY PLUS THREE MORE DAYS TO READ THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why is my goodreads year in review up already I STILL HAVE TODAY PLUS THREE MORE DAYS TO READ THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I got my first pair of Converse in about 2006. I was 16 years old. It was a black pair. It sounds silly, but I finally felt like I’d found a pair of shoes that made me feel like myself. Shortly thereafter, a red pair followed, and I proceeded to wear one red and one black shoe all the time.
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I got my first pair of Converse in about 2006. I was 16 years old. It was a black pair. It sounds silly, but I finally felt like I’d found a pair of shoes that made me feel like myself. Shortly thereafter, a red pair followed, and I proceeded to wear one red and one black shoe all the time.
I can hear an evacuation alarm. We live behind a bunch of factories / warehouses, looks like there’s a fire at Siemens in Bayswater (we live across the creek from them). Hope everyone is alright. Can’t see any smoke currently.
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can hear an evacuation alarm. We live behind a bunch of factories / warehouses, looks like there’s a fire at Siemens in Bayswater (we live across the creek from them). Hope everyone is alright. Can’t see any smoke currently.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
I'm a dude, and my name is BJ 😜
I'm a dude, and my name is BJ 😜
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
I'm a small weasel
I'm a small weasel
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
I grew up modifying classic Fords with my dad. I was always a Ford gal. My username and email everywhere since I was 14 or so has been fordxcore. Ironically my daily drive? It’s a Toyota 😂
I’ve been in bed sick and throwing up for the last 15 hours so far and I’m finally feeling human enough to sit up. Chérie comes and goes but Amélie is my dedicated nursemaid and has been by my side all day ♥️ what did I do to deserve this angel in my life.
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’ve been in bed sick and throwing up for the last 15 hours so far and I’m finally feeling human enough to sit up. Chérie comes and goes but Amélie is my dedicated nursemaid and has been by my side all day ♥️ what did I do to deserve this angel in my life.
I wanna know who looked at this photo of Tool and thought yup, that’s the one. That’s the promo photo we need to use. WHY IS ONE OF THEM BEHIND A DOOR? Why is the short one peering around it?! Why do I feel like they’re trying to talk to me about my cars extended warranty?
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I wanna know who looked at this photo of Tool and thought yup, that’s the one. That’s the promo photo we need to use. WHY IS ONE OF THEM BEHIND A DOOR? Why is the short one peering around it?! Why do I feel like they’re trying to talk to me about my cars extended warranty?
I’ve been sick since Saturday and now I’m losing my voice. My job involves talking on a phone all day. COME BACK WHILE I SLEEP PLZ 🥲
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’ve been sick since Saturday and now I’m losing my voice. My job involves talking on a phone all day. COME BACK WHILE I SLEEP PLZ 🥲
HOLY SHIT WE JUST GOT INTO COLLECTFEST. I had zero hopes of being accepted for next year, but we were. I’m very excited. We have two cons booked for next year so far.
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
HOLY SHIT WE JUST GOT INTO COLLECTFEST. I had zero hopes of being accepted for next year, but we were. I’m very excited. We have two cons booked for next year so far.
13 years ago today I did my first ever market stall, as a bookbinder selling handmade books. This weekend marked 19 months of doing markets with Shane as a 3D printer - 59 markets worked just this year alone and another 6 over the next two weekends to wrap up the year. Absolutely massive.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
13 years ago today I did my first ever market stall, as a bookbinder selling handmade books. This weekend marked 19 months of doing markets with Shane as a 3D printer - 59 markets worked just this year alone and another 6 over the next two weekends to wrap up the year. Absolutely massive.
When I say my kindle is the best item to come into my life this year, it genuinely is. I’m on a 130 day reading streak. I can read in bed again because I don’t need a light on so Shane can be asleep and I can read! It’s so small it can come with me everywhere. I absolutely love this thing.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When I say my kindle is the best item to come into my life this year, it genuinely is. I’m on a 130 day reading streak. I can read in bed again because I don’t need a light on so Shane can be asleep and I can read! It’s so small it can come with me everywhere. I absolutely love this thing.