Footfarmer
@footfarmer.bsky.social
Warrior poet and occasional films
The inside of my face hasn’t aged..
The inside of my face hasn’t aged..
About time! My town is just full of woke statues…..
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
About time! My town is just full of woke statues…..
These tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors.
April 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
These tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors.
If I get 1 follower by the end of Feb I will… will..
..let’s face it I could do almost anything and not a single muon in the universe would give a fuck.
..let’s face it I could do almost anything and not a single muon in the universe would give a fuck.
February 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If I get 1 follower by the end of Feb I will… will..
..let’s face it I could do almost anything and not a single muon in the universe would give a fuck.
..let’s face it I could do almost anything and not a single muon in the universe would give a fuck.
I know there’s like some really bad stuff happening sort of everywhere… but ‘veggies’ ?!
Please stop it’s so creepy and patronising.
(Not when referring to non meat eaters, but the edible plant things)
Please stop it’s so creepy and patronising.
(Not when referring to non meat eaters, but the edible plant things)
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know there’s like some really bad stuff happening sort of everywhere… but ‘veggies’ ?!
Please stop it’s so creepy and patronising.
(Not when referring to non meat eaters, but the edible plant things)
Please stop it’s so creepy and patronising.
(Not when referring to non meat eaters, but the edible plant things)
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
Hey did someone turn up gravity?!
I’ve been shifting some cord wood today and everything seems heavier, and even walking seems like an effort.
Can somebody go check the dial or whatever.. thanks
I’ve been shifting some cord wood today and everything seems heavier, and even walking seems like an effort.
Can somebody go check the dial or whatever.. thanks
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey did someone turn up gravity?!
I’ve been shifting some cord wood today and everything seems heavier, and even walking seems like an effort.
Can somebody go check the dial or whatever.. thanks
I’ve been shifting some cord wood today and everything seems heavier, and even walking seems like an effort.
Can somebody go check the dial or whatever.. thanks
If you voted for the rabid dog - even though the frothing beast claimed he wouldn’t bite YOU - then you can’t really be shocked when he sinks his teeth into your bits..
January 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you voted for the rabid dog - even though the frothing beast claimed he wouldn’t bite YOU - then you can’t really be shocked when he sinks his teeth into your bits..
You’re gonna need it…
January 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You’re gonna need it…
In the boiling centre of Hell huge demons roar, gorge and hurl giant boulders around, surrounded by an unimaginably vast crowd of baying and wailing lost souls.
Meanwhile in a corner far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and the small group of people watching nod earnestly
Meanwhile in a corner far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and the small group of people watching nod earnestly
January 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
In the boiling centre of Hell huge demons roar, gorge and hurl giant boulders around, surrounded by an unimaginably vast crowd of baying and wailing lost souls.
Meanwhile in a corner far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and the small group of people watching nod earnestly
Meanwhile in a corner far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and the small group of people watching nod earnestly
Trump better not start any mass deportations too soon as he will need to rebuild America after this winter. I mean those uber chumps do realise that the whole country only functions because of Latinos, right?!
January 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Trump better not start any mass deportations too soon as he will need to rebuild America after this winter. I mean those uber chumps do realise that the whole country only functions because of Latinos, right?!
OMG is Muck laying the ground for the return of Boris…?! BJ will happily spout any dogma / rhetoric no matter how insane or repulsive… 🤔
January 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
OMG is Muck laying the ground for the return of Boris…?! BJ will happily spout any dogma / rhetoric no matter how insane or repulsive… 🤔
There seems to be two sorts of people one encounters now; those that understand a plane, a road or any public space is effectively a shared experience, requiring some level of awareness and even compromise.
And stupid fucking twat wankers…
And stupid fucking twat wankers…
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
There seems to be two sorts of people one encounters now; those that understand a plane, a road or any public space is effectively a shared experience, requiring some level of awareness and even compromise.
And stupid fucking twat wankers…
And stupid fucking twat wankers…
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Due to this idiotic statement, by a person who has proven his inability to distinguish truth from online propaganda, I just donated to Wikipedia. Please do the same.
December 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Due to this idiotic statement, by a person who has proven his inability to distinguish truth from online propaganda, I just donated to Wikipedia. Please do the same.
Every xmas eve I randomly pull a book from one of our shelves hoping for a 12 year old wrap of coke to fall out, and be just potent enough for me to spend the whole evening babbling… about what happened. Wish me luck folks.
December 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Every xmas eve I randomly pull a book from one of our shelves hoping for a 12 year old wrap of coke to fall out, and be just potent enough for me to spend the whole evening babbling… about what happened. Wish me luck folks.
Don’t do this enough anymore!
A Bit drunk, standing in the garden looking up at the clear winter night stars listening to music a bit too loud.
Fuck it’s cold… going inside to look at my phone
A Bit drunk, standing in the garden looking up at the clear winter night stars listening to music a bit too loud.
Fuck it’s cold… going inside to look at my phone
December 20, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Don’t do this enough anymore!
A Bit drunk, standing in the garden looking up at the clear winter night stars listening to music a bit too loud.
Fuck it’s cold… going inside to look at my phone
A Bit drunk, standing in the garden looking up at the clear winter night stars listening to music a bit too loud.
Fuck it’s cold… going inside to look at my phone
This morning’s lovely 5 mins when the sun isn’t in the clouds. Get something similar for a few mins at the end too.
December 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM
This morning’s lovely 5 mins when the sun isn’t in the clouds. Get something similar for a few mins at the end too.
What kind of profiling monster have I created if this insta ad is for me?
Do I secretly aspire to be cold hearted, dead eyed eurotrash? Hmmm….
And what is that breakfast, and at what sort of time? I have soooo many questions!
Do I secretly aspire to be cold hearted, dead eyed eurotrash? Hmmm….
And what is that breakfast, and at what sort of time? I have soooo many questions!
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 PM
What kind of profiling monster have I created if this insta ad is for me?
Do I secretly aspire to be cold hearted, dead eyed eurotrash? Hmmm….
And what is that breakfast, and at what sort of time? I have soooo many questions!
Do I secretly aspire to be cold hearted, dead eyed eurotrash? Hmmm….
And what is that breakfast, and at what sort of time? I have soooo many questions!
Havana Marking’s amazing film on C4 catch up. Try and catch it.
www.channel4.com/programmes/u...
www.channel4.com/programmes/u...
Undercover: Exposing the Far Right
A deep exploration of the racist ideology and media-savvy tactics of the modern far right
www.channel4.com
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Havana Marking’s amazing film on C4 catch up. Try and catch it.
www.channel4.com/programmes/u...
www.channel4.com/programmes/u...
What brings you joy?
November 26, 2024 at 9:27 AM
What brings you joy?
Who will appear as a slither of light in the collapsed mine of a world we’re living in?
(Pls don’t say some imaginary friend, who created everything, but couldn’t make even a tiny planet all believe in one them?!!)
(Pls don’t say some imaginary friend, who created everything, but couldn’t make even a tiny planet all believe in one them?!!)
November 15, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Who will appear as a slither of light in the collapsed mine of a world we’re living in?
(Pls don’t say some imaginary friend, who created everything, but couldn’t make even a tiny planet all believe in one them?!!)
(Pls don’t say some imaginary friend, who created everything, but couldn’t make even a tiny planet all believe in one them?!!)