I read UK military is shrinking 200-300 personnel a month…
Brilliant, one could sneak a whole army in a camper van into the enemy’s capital, resize them again and be in control!
Hussah for our boffins…

Me when I’m doing out some banger posts

Give the sub-editor the afternoon off for that headline. 🧑‍🍳 👌

Hammersmith
2008
644 millimetres

The Butter Token Surrender Unit?! Never has a workplace sounded so attractive… 😍

Libraries! The ideal spot for comfortable company, where you can sit in companionable silence together, like old friends or family - choose libraries. Plus they have loads of amazing books to get lost in…

Putin has always wanted to bring down EU - hence all the sponsoring of alt right anti euro parties and groups - so what you’re hearing is DT speaking the words of VVP.

Quite a few lobsters are blue ish around the dorset coast! Not electric blue like that but that’s sort of their raw colour… jus sayin

The trouble is the only people left soon will be Trump/musk apparatchiks - mindlessly following any commands, no matter how insane. The departments will need people working there still who are willing to disobey / disable the most destructive plans..

Corbyn was always anti-Europe - it’s part of the reason Brexit happened. We thought we had a ‘sign-post’, but seems like we got the right man at the wrong moment.

The basement where time stood still and no one could find you - a holy sanctuary with cold lager… whistful sigh

A few years back I had a newco that needed some research - after a meeting I was quietly asked what would I like the results to show. Not saying all co’s are bent, but whoever commissions the research can influence the results.

You’d also go in through the Colon end… jus sayin

In the boiling centre of Hell huge demons roar, gorge and hurl giant boulders around, watched by an unimaginably vast crowd of baying and wailing lost souls.
Meanwhile on an outer edge far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and a small group of people watching nod earnestly