nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

I'm always working on new projects, but after I finish something I find I never get around to publishing it... So here's Conspiracy, a system agnostic supplement to any TTRPG to generate and explore a mystery of your own making based on Evan Rowland's Noirlandia: seasidesepulchre.itch.io/conspiracy

Realis, seen from Althellus, the Eternal Shallows

“We’re here to talk about A levels”

“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀

i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

Will things be darling for the CEO at #AEWDynamite300?

We find out as Mercedes Moné battles Mina Shirakawa for the TBS crown when we're LIVE this Wednesday for #AEWDynamite 300 at 8/7c on TBS and max

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

i can't wait for them to kiss on the mouth. this truly is wrestling

Haven’t done any loud promo for it lately so hey, did you know that I’ve spent the last two years co-hosting a podcast (mostly) about science-fiction and fantasy books? We’ve covered The Sprawl, Earrhsea, Book of the New Sun, and a lot of other stuff!!

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tag yourself im DOWN

i need to return my library books because they are already four days overdue but it's like TORRENTIAL rain outside. absolutely tragic

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

ok bluesky gets an award from me for being the only app i've ever used that's asked me if i want to open a link in the app or in my phone's default browser

I don't talk about it a lot, but I have a flesh hole with twenty-eight calcium pebbles that jut out of my skin, and I stick food in the hole, and with the hole puckered, and grind the pebbles together on the food until I can suck the food further inside of me.

There are no normal food things.

its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it