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Rob Hutton
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Writer, tutor, and most importantly poster.
Longing for the restrained dignity of Sepp Blatter right now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Woke up at 36 with no partner or children and found I had been transformed into a Linux guy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When the landlord suddenly starts painting and fixing up the common areas.
fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
Alt: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
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December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Time for the main event PowerPoint. #ddtpro🤼
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Bruce Cockburn
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Babymetal
Dethklok
Nekrogoblikon
Rhapsody of Fire
Ghost
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hope all who celebrate have a lovely holiday (bimonthly board game night.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Rob Hutton
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 207.5: The Fred Waring Show (June 4, 1950)
We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is my third time reading Jimmy Corrigan and I think I've understood like 30% of the cursive text in the 1890s section total.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Things I have seen described as "for the girls" in the last week: anime gacha games, Robert Eggers movies, the National Hockey League.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Books I have read for a book club this year: 4

Book club meetings I have attended: 1
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Anne Rice was really on one when she invented gay vampires and forbid people from writing fanfiction about them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Where do I see myself in five years? Pulled into the comic book world like in the video for "Take On Me."
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Guy who watches St. Denis Medical but pronounces it like the French.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Wanda Maximoff putting a finger to her lip and whispering "No more memoirs."
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm watching IWRG as it's the #2 lucha promotion now, and it's pretty cool. We had a crazy mixed tag to start the night, then a llaves battle, and the Big Strippers just showed up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
At the rate things are going we'll get an e-mail published tomorrow from Trump saying "u guys have to kill epstien"
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A lot of issues with the Canadian parliamentary systems, but going to a snap election when the government can't pass a budget seems more functional than *gestures southward.*
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Forge not going to the CPL Final, Ti-Cats not going to the Grey Cup. Sad days in Steeltown.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 207.5: The Fred Waring Show (June 4, 1950)
We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Of course you want to be a trillionaire. You're twelve.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Good Wife was wrong, a jury wouldn't indict a ham sandwich.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
New Rob's Rambling, where I deal with the hottest TV of 5 months ago and its politics.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Andor: The Revolution will Not Be Streamed
The acclaimed Star Wars series has a different take on revolution than many of its fans
open.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why does this “Grandpa Wig” have more hair than me
October 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
On a new Eternal Couch Potato, Lights Out returns with a strange episode where Veronica Lake may or may not be a witch.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 361: Lights Out - Beware this Woman (December 4, 1950)
In which Veronica Lake may or may not be a witch
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ego Death in the 18th Inning
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM