Rob Hutton
@foodcourtdruid.bsky.social
Writer, tutor, and most importantly poster.
Longing for the restrained dignity of Sepp Blatter right now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Longing for the restrained dignity of Sepp Blatter right now.
Woke up at 36 with no partner or children and found I had been transformed into a Linux guy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Woke up at 36 with no partner or children and found I had been transformed into a Linux guy.
When the landlord suddenly starts painting and fixing up the common areas.
fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
Alt: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When the landlord suddenly starts painting and fixing up the common areas.
Bruce Cockburn
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Babymetal
Dethklok
Nekrogoblikon
Rhapsody of Fire
Ghost
Babymetal
Dethklok
Nekrogoblikon
Rhapsody of Fire
Ghost
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bruce Cockburn
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Hope all who celebrate have a lovely holiday (bimonthly board game night.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hope all who celebrate have a lovely holiday (bimonthly board game night.)
Reposted by Rob Hutton
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 207.5: The Fred Waring Show (June 4, 1950)
We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
This is my third time reading Jimmy Corrigan and I think I've understood like 30% of the cursive text in the 1890s section total.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This is my third time reading Jimmy Corrigan and I think I've understood like 30% of the cursive text in the 1890s section total.
Things I have seen described as "for the girls" in the last week: anime gacha games, Robert Eggers movies, the National Hockey League.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Things I have seen described as "for the girls" in the last week: anime gacha games, Robert Eggers movies, the National Hockey League.
Books I have read for a book club this year: 4
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Books I have read for a book club this year: 4
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
Anne Rice was really on one when she invented gay vampires and forbid people from writing fanfiction about them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Anne Rice was really on one when she invented gay vampires and forbid people from writing fanfiction about them.
Where do I see myself in five years? Pulled into the comic book world like in the video for "Take On Me."
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Where do I see myself in five years? Pulled into the comic book world like in the video for "Take On Me."
Guy who watches St. Denis Medical but pronounces it like the French.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Guy who watches St. Denis Medical but pronounces it like the French.
Wanda Maximoff putting a finger to her lip and whispering "No more memoirs."
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wanda Maximoff putting a finger to her lip and whispering "No more memoirs."
I'm watching IWRG as it's the #2 lucha promotion now, and it's pretty cool. We had a crazy mixed tag to start the night, then a llaves battle, and the Big Strippers just showed up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm watching IWRG as it's the #2 lucha promotion now, and it's pretty cool. We had a crazy mixed tag to start the night, then a llaves battle, and the Big Strippers just showed up.
At the rate things are going we'll get an e-mail published tomorrow from Trump saying "u guys have to kill epstien"
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At the rate things are going we'll get an e-mail published tomorrow from Trump saying "u guys have to kill epstien"
A lot of issues with the Canadian parliamentary systems, but going to a snap election when the government can't pass a budget seems more functional than *gestures southward.*
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A lot of issues with the Canadian parliamentary systems, but going to a snap election when the government can't pass a budget seems more functional than *gestures southward.*
Forge not going to the CPL Final, Ti-Cats not going to the Grey Cup. Sad days in Steeltown.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Forge not going to the CPL Final, Ti-Cats not going to the Grey Cup. Sad days in Steeltown.
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 207.5: The Fred Waring Show (June 4, 1950)
We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Of course you want to be a trillionaire. You're twelve.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Of course you want to be a trillionaire. You're twelve.
The Good Wife was wrong, a jury wouldn't indict a ham sandwich.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Good Wife was wrong, a jury wouldn't indict a ham sandwich.
New Rob's Rambling, where I deal with the hottest TV of 5 months ago and its politics.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Andor: The Revolution will Not Be Streamed
The acclaimed Star Wars series has a different take on revolution than many of its fans
open.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
New Rob's Rambling, where I deal with the hottest TV of 5 months ago and its politics.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Why does this “Grandpa Wig” have more hair than me
October 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why does this “Grandpa Wig” have more hair than me
On a new Eternal Couch Potato, Lights Out returns with a strange episode where Veronica Lake may or may not be a witch.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 361: Lights Out - Beware this Woman (December 4, 1950)
In which Veronica Lake may or may not be a witch
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
On a new Eternal Couch Potato, Lights Out returns with a strange episode where Veronica Lake may or may not be a witch.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Ego Death in the 18th Inning
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ego Death in the 18th Inning